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The Celebrity Baby Ordering Service

by | 17th, June 2008

celebrity-baby-service.jpg RING! RING!

This is recorded announcement. The Celebrity Baby Ordering Service is busy right now.

Press 1 to leave an order; 2 for returns; 3 for the Malawi office; 4 for a product recall on Armanis.

In the meantime, a word from our sponsors:

Coleen McLoughlin and her footballer Wayne Rooney have placed an order for “three or four” babies (Mirror).

Looks are unspecified, so too marketable skills, but the packages available are:

The C for 3 : Three children one boy (Capri Son) and two girls (Chamois and Jolie).

The D for 4 : Four boys (Capri Son, Bros,

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