Big Brother 9: Alexandra de Gale Is A Media Genius
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
SO goodbye Alexandra De Gale, tabloid Big Brother bully elect.
The Guardian says de Gale was removed from the show for “behaving in an unacceptable and sometimes intimidating manner towards fellow housemates”.
Says the Guardian: “Big Brother ousts contestant over alleged gangster threats.”
De Gale suggested her fellow contestants would face retribution from her “gangster friends” after they nominated her for eviction: “But like I say, I get to go out, see everyone’s friends, I get to see their family. I get to do the shit that I wanna do. Pow, pow, pow.”
Alexandra is either an insecure, mentally negligible fool or a consummate media player.
She’s the Big Brother gangster! This is the slice of life stuff the newspapers want. What regret that the kitchen was not modelled on a kebab shop.
Angela Jain, Head of E4 and Big Brother at Channel 4, says: “Alex has said her comments were not intended seriously and has apologised.”
Some gangster. No paper mentions this apology but the Sun laps up Alex’s comical threats:
This is three months, do you know what I mean? Three months in a house. Everyone’s got to come outside the house. I’ve got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the house. Strong, so solid, strong.
I look forward to whatever the result. If I get out first, I get out, make the plans. Everyone’s got to come out after that. Every single one of you comes out afterwards, remember I told you. Like I say, my team is strong, so strong.
Alex has a seven-year old daughter and works as an accounts clerk in Croydon. Her supposed team most likely consists of a filthy nappy, a threat to have you ‘teethed’ and a gonk desk mascot.
Says Alex:
I just can’t wait to see my mans and them and see what their plans are, who they got . . . I’m not talking about those mans, I’m talking about my gangster friends.
If you go you get to make all the plans that you wanna make. When you’re in here you can’t do certain things. In my life I’m used to doing certain things. You know people p**s me off and I do something, like. I can’t actually do that while I’m here.
But like I say, I get to go out, see everyone’s friends. I get to see their family. I get to do the s**t that I wanna do. Pow, pow, pow.
Look out for Alex appearing on yoof telly was Gordon’s Brown’s gangsta tsar and writing for the Guardian about street kulchure…
Posted: 19th, June 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Broadsheets, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (31) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 20th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I really think the girl has marbles loose in her head did’nt the stupid pratt reliese everything she said was going to bounce back and hit her in the ugly face, she tried to be clever ( badly ) but all its got her is a lot of trouble, If the stupid pratt does know gangsters ( hold on let me laugh ) those guys should sort her out for putting them in the Picture…………………..LITTLE LADY, BIG MOUTH, NO BRAIN, Pity the mentel houses have closed she would make a new inmate
June 20th, 2008 at 11:47 am
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craig Says:
June 19th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
didn;t think i would need to spoonfeed an explanation. apparently i was wrong.
sorry Craig - bit too vague for me…
June 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Sadly, the girl just brings out the worst in me. I believe myself to be a “people person” who can get on with anyone, but after seeing how she treated and bullied others around her, I just can’t help but think really racist thoughts about her. The most insecure, day dreamin and mentally retarded female I have ever had the misfortune to “see”.
I mean, having a kid at 16 - people like that are causing a lot of modern day societies problems, especially when they bully and threaten others.
The bitch shuld wake up and smell the coffee. She hasn’t got ANYTHING going for her, she’s vain, ugly, immature, spiteful, cowardly and her mother should be frowned upon for bringing something so nasty and evil intop this world.
Best thing that could happen to Alex?? Hopefully she will get messed up with REAL gangsters, who will then proceed to torture her for hours and weeks on end. I personally hope she dies the most painful, nasty and very long drawn out death.
Fitting wouldn’t you agree?
M and A
Actually a bad long term case of laryngitis would be better, approx 40 years?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Ohoh a happy Anorak
June 19th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Drive…by… shouting….
June 19th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
“Alex has a seven-moth old daughter and works as an accounts clerk in Croydon. Her supposed team most likely consists of a filthy nappy, a threat to have you ‘teethed’ and a gonk desk mascot.”
Her daughter is 7 years old. And it’s a completely “normal” for the female gang members to have kids, especially they way she had it - at 16. Having a kid doesn’t automatically exempt the mother from taking part in some outlaw activities… I don’t believe all that is an act, obviously she is spiteful and hateful person, full of anger. no one can play this act for such a long time. She is pure evil, lol
June 19th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
i love my mummy
June 19th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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dairy Says:
June 19th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Craig - are you perhaps on a different thread…?”
well, dairy, i thought the parallel between a fake accountancy gangsta biatch talkin the talk and a satirical fake accountancy character talkin the gangsta talk were self evident.
didn;t think i would need to spoonfeed an explanation. apparently i was wrong.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Craig - are you perhaps on a different thread…?
June 19th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Herbert Kornfeld
“Yo, this is a message foe all y’all wack muthafuckas at Office Depot: Step tha FUCK OFF, lest y’all wanna brawl wit’ tha H-Dog an’ tha rest of tha Midstate Office Supply krew. ‘Cuz if it come to that, shit ain’t gonna be pretty. Tha H-Dog and his Midstate ballers will WASTE yo’ sorry li’l red-polo-shirted asses. Word is bond. ”
Herbert Kornfeld writes about workplace issues for The Onion. He works as the Accounts Receivable Supervisor at Midstate Office Supply, the state’s oldest wholesaler and retailer of office supplies and business machines.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25759
June 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I am father with two kids. And i accept that she is nothing more than a clown. I do wonder though how many times has someone said they will do something and made threats to look big, and then been forced to follow it through to keep face in the pressure of a moment. Bang another statistic.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Please folks don’t let this be a reflection on all black people, we all have are idiots in all races. I’d hate to have to go out and buy a Michael Jackson kit if people think were all like her!!
June 19th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I totaly agree with Petromus, Anyone wanting to commit a crime does not chat ABOUT WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO. Considering she has to young girls, pity she does not have the common sense to see what the outcome of the stupidness she is chatting. I feel more sorry for her girls, as they have a realllly, foolish mother. Alex needs to grow up, she’s nothing but an attention seeker and when see can not get her own way, throws a trantrum. Who does she think she is nothing more but a IDIOT. Bout she is a GANGSTA. It should of been us in there too fix her. STUPID GIRL.
She’s calls a self a muslim, which part?. She gives BLACK PEOPLE a bad name.
GROW UP lickle gal.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I plum ax’ed some simple quesshun. Dere be no need t’go all alex on me. What it is, Mama?
June 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I go-na pop a cap in yo ass muvver flucker…
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June 19th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Mr A, where have you put it?
June 19th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
it’s just possible that she is one of those people who is actually too stupid to realise that she’s stupid….
June 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I just think it’s a shame that a young girl like her feels that she needs to bully and threaten people who are younger than her. I dread to think how she is raising her daughter. The sad thing is that she is not aware now of just how stupid she sounds but will wake up, hopefully, in twenty years when her child is in trouble for the way she learned from Mom.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Shame I can’t do text-speak, really…
June 19th, 2008 at 11:58 am
That’s a shame, guy, ‘cos I was feelin’ Alex, y’naa mean blud? But not in the way she means, dough…
Two’s two’s it’ll be the feds feelin up her collar and choring her off, ’cause any gangsta-dem know dat if you say dat in public you can get birded off for 3 years, rasta, intimidation and murderous threats, f’real. That’s why real soldiers never open up their mouths and just do it, star, let alone running uyp your gums about it national TV (them), seen?
She’s a my-girl, a blatant office-joey and is about as “firm” as a roasted marshmellow, lol.
Pow pow, when it’s Blaw-blaw amateurs-them…
M and A
Oh ok then….
June 19th, 2008 at 11:24 am
i suspect she was tryin to show mo how a real good muslim female shood act….
June 19th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Blah, Blah, Blah. Alex likes to think she is a gangster….. Whos in her gang??? Her daughter? Puleeeeese!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 10:31 am
she is 1 ignorant bully. She’s just trying to be a gangster. Someone will put her in her place when she gets out the bb house.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I think it was a put up job, to keep the viewers er um er
June 19th, 2008 at 10:22 am
I’m using it now…
June 19th, 2008 at 9:31 am
excellent!!
June 19th, 2008 at 9:20 am
By all means
June 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Yampster - can i use that?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:11 am
You mean just a drive by shouting?
June 19th, 2008 at 9:00 am
How long before she says it was all an act?
June 19th, 2008 at 8:59 am
forget about the colour issues, this is just one stupid, ignorant tart…..