Comments on: The Top Ten Lapdancing Songs Ever

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:47:20 +0000

…it’s a tad longer than 2 minutes - they’ll get dizzy!!

By: Mic

Mic — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:43:23 +0000

“May I suggest Ride of the Valkyries”..

brings to mind Robert Duval’s line:-

“I love the smell of baby oil in the morning…” taken from Apairofhips Now

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:23:13 +0000

anorak 9……. not quite in the spirit of the old hand-jive to have a dancer on your lap… unless…..
of course. Willie and the Hand-Jive! (back to Cliffy again)

sorry. Off to watch House cure all ills.

By: Anorak

Anorak — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:08:34 +0000

You can jive sitting down

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:10:33 +0000

We blame Anorak, he’s a tart and a half

By: Anorak

Anorak — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:45:21 +0000

Jerusalem

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:07:00 +0000

Ah…. not the little blue pills then?

By: Terry Carty

Terry Carty — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:03:13 +0000

I’m all right now. I’ve taken my pills. Anybody know what chemical castration means?

By: chenier

chenier — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:55:38 +0000

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Terry Carty Says:

June 19th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

May I suggest Ride of the Valkyries…

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No.

I don’t know about June, but the Lady Godiva outing has left me convinced that horses should be confined to Ascot and Deauville…

By: Terry Carty

Terry Carty — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:39:47 +0000

May I suggest Ride of the Valkyries. Can’t beat a bit of Wagner for getting the old family jewels twitching eeee..by gum get em off luv - I aint got all day!

Oh dear that reminds me, must take my medication! Could be embarrising for all concerned.

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:31:40 +0000

Yep June! Cliffy was my first love………. aaahhhh.

My latest book has some scenes in a lap-dancing club in London and as research I went to one albeit a very up-market establishment that shall remain nameless.
Weird….. I tried to detach my brain but I couldn’t help but be horrifed at the thought that most of the blokes (of all ages) were married men. I tried not to be a Mary Whitehouse but it was difficult.
The piece above is aptly descriptive.

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:10:46 +0000

Thats right , upset the Cliff fans, the third time today they’ve been upset…