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Big Brother 9: Alexandra De Gale And The Max Clifford Brotherhood

by | 23rd, June 2008

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OPPORTUNITY knocks for Alexandra de Gale, Big Brother villain elect who, as they Star says on its front page: “RUNS FOR HER LIFE.”

“BITCH Alex De-Gale is living in fear of losing her young daughter and attacks from Muslim fanatics.”

The Star is on first name terms with the woman now said to be trapped between social services (hairy lips) and Muslim fanatics (hairy chins).

She may also be wanted by environmental campaigners should she “flee the country for her own safety” “One pal said: ‘Australia might be a good bet for her at least until they start commercial flights to Mars. There isn’t anyone in the country who isn’t revolted by her.’”

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