Not Wayne and Coleen’s Wedding Reception
CAN you copyright Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin’s wedding, as OK! claims on its front page?
Fearful of falling foul of the OK! legal eagles who have so handsomely tipped the waiter at the Raj Poot Curry House and TAN-dori Spa, Anorak’s relives the do on the Italian Riviera, a location as far removed from the actual event as possible.
Rather than have Wayne say his usual “F** yoos you c***”, we have instead: “Coleen, I love you more than words can say – you’re my life.”
The Irish cocktails of Guinness and whiskey are replaced with a vimto of Laurent-Rose Champagne (pink). The eZy-Wipe plastic table centrepieces make way for a “stunning Venetian crystal candelabra covered in white flowers, Swarovski crystals and organza butterflies”.
Anorak has replaced the Onion Bhaji Tree with a tower of profiteroles; Ragu the Rapping Rajastani is replaced by Westlife; the chicken bhana twice is turned over to form a Tuscan pate of king prawns on a bed of crisp lettuce and flambed chicken in Madeira jus”.
Flashing lights come in the form not of the local constabulary, rather fireworks.
The evening end on a high and with much laughter and tinkling banter (surely glass? – Ed)…
Posted: 24th, June 2008 | In: Back pages, OK!, Wags & Players Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 25th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
“Ward of the court”?
Apparently at their request?
It kind of fits, doesn’t it?
Just like the child and her siblings were handed over every day to child care etc., even after she’s “gone missing”, the responsibility has again been passed on to someone else.
Apparently her disappearance was the PJ’s fault as well, so no responsibility ever resides with the parents, only someone else………………………………………..
June 25th, 2008 at 8:43 am
I’m talking to myself on the other thread if you want to join me! lol
June 25th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Coco - I hope you are right. I am so wound up with their high and mighty attitude about child abduction what would they know about the subject. Shame Madeleine wasn’t made a ward of court before their holiday!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Jay! And so is the future! And the faces of Grim and Grimmer are looking grimmer and grimmer.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Yes in the case of Madeleine it’s certainly Grimm!!!
June 25th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Guys! The connection with the wedding is obvious! FAIRYTALE!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
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David Says:
June 24th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I dont think so, even my devious mind doesn’t make that connection.
Coleen….Wayne……England…….World Cup……Ronaldos testicles…Portugal…..simple
June 24th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
A toast to….
June 24th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I dont think so, even my devious mind doesn’t make that connection.
June 24th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
1st? Is this meant to be in the maddie thread?