Rachel Johnson’s Fashionably Latte
BORIS Johnson’s sister has a book out. It’s called Notting Hell – “Our neighbours divide into the haves … and the have-yachts,” is the best line.
It’s a book that can read and understood by the comments of they who like it:
Jilly Copper calls it “shiveringly brilliant”.
“Sharp, funny and knowing – I loved it” – India Knight
Boris’s sister has also written a book called Shire Hell.
There are only three rules when it comes to publishing a chick lit book – the cover must be in pastel, the writing must be in freehand and the title must be an appalling pun.
Here are 10 that Kathy Lette and Johnson haven’t used. Yet.
Fashionably Latte
Uterus And Them
A Manhattan Cock Tale
Clitoral Translation
A Woman’s Right To Shoes
Womb Service
Anti-Natal Classes
Ova And Out
Venus Envy
A Muff Is A Muff
All available in paperback just as soon as Anorak can write them…
Posted: 25th, June 2008 | In: Politicians Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
