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1. 10 Desperate Dan says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

   In fact it does impact on our daily lives.

   Only last week some friends and I decided to go out to lunch. We decided to go to a fish restaurant.

   There were 12 0f us. Seven different nationalities, the waiter brought the menus. It didn’t take many seconds before someone said:

   “Oh, but I’m a vegetarian…”.

   And yes, SHE is AMERICAN !!!

   P.S. I was quite pleased with the bit about the single neuron though.

2. 9 2pot says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

   do vegetarians eat grass???

3. 8 JuneJohnson says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

   C &C

   I think some parents have more of a horror of their sprog being veggie than gay? Disparate Dan may be one?

4. 7 coolandcalm says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

   WooooOOOOO. Now that’s a bit of a hissy fit about something that really doesn’t impact on you at all Desperate Dan.

   (Is that desperate as in : desperate for attention?)

5. 6 JuneJohnson says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

   Oh dear, the beefeaters have arrived, was it Beano or Dandy?

6. 5 Desperate Dan says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 11:57 am

   “Oh, but I’m a vegetarian”.

   “You people” really do get on everyone else’s tits.

   You weren’t made as a human being (probably) and given 32 teeth (some called canines and incisors), saliva, a bag of hydrochloric acid and six metres if intestine to eat grass.

   If you don’t like being an omnivorous human being please go and become something else. That way you won’t need to share menus with real people.

   Wise people don’t speak to vegetarians as vegetarians only have one neuron and it’s controlling their sphincters.

7. 4 JuneJohnson says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 10:53 am

   Pizza zits!!!!

8. 3 DuncanR says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 10:40 am

   I once ordered a vegetarian pizza in a restaurant. When it arrived, I looked suspiciously at the little red medallions that dotted the surface.

   ‘What are these?’ I asked the waitress

   ‘Salami’ - was the reply.

   ‘I don’t eat meat. I’m a vegetarian’, I told her.

   ‘That’s all right’, she said. ‘You don’t have to eat those bits. You can pick them off’

   Gggrrrr !!!

9. 2 coolandcalm says:
   June 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am

   As a vegetarian why am I not surprised?
   I once was given a deadly prawn cocktail starter at a conferecne dinner. I said (with a smile) ‘I’m one of the vegetarians, I don’t eat meat OR fish’. (another confusion that!) she said ‘well it isn’t meat or fish, its seafood and its the vegetarian starter’.

10. 1 JuneJohnson says:
    June 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am

    well apart from the onions and the high fat content of the dish , oooh and the chicken, could be quite enjoyable

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