Battery Chicken: Man Attacks Neighbour with Frozen Bird
WAS it a free range chicken?
Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and hitting another woman over the head with a frozen chicken.
Jamie Oliver demands to know:
Frederick McKaney, 40, was arraigned in a Jackson courtroom on Thursday on two felony assault charges, one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.
“He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken,” Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news.
You don’t need much money for a battery farmed chicken…
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July 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
it can if you throw it hard enough….
June 30th, 2008 at 8:01 am
You’ll believe a chicken can fly
June 30th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Funny storie but true. My degree was in aeronautical engineering of which I cannot remember a single syllable. However, I worked for an aircraft manufacturer for a short while and they used to evaluate windscreens for bird strikes by firing chickens at them from a specially engineered air cannon. One hapless apprentice was sent out to get a suitable bird and duly loaded it into the cannon. The cannon was fired and to our horror it not only went through the armoured windscreen it went through four bulkheads finally comming to rest in the APU bay at the back of the aircraft. Maybe they should have thawed it out first! Don’t underestimate the damage you can do with a frozen chicken.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Mr Noseycow always says the best murder weapon is a frozen leg of lamb - then he can eat the evidence
Fortunately nowadays lamb joints are a rare treat in our house , I will however try to ensure that he doesn’t read this article.
June 29th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
It couldn’t have been free range or he would not have been charged with assault and battery.
That’s my Mac on the end peg, yes please, the green flasher mac, thanks