Comments on: Introducing Mrs Ahmadinejad

By: kurosh

kurosh — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:59:11 +0000

hi dear !
our iranian poeples realy hate this guy ! but please don’t talk about iran like this !
my country name for 2500 year is iran or persia and nobody can changed it !

By: George Bush 43

George Bush 43 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:10:23 +0000

What’s that you say dear?? Oh, you think Iran should become the 51st state??! Hmmm…well, let me think - D’ya got any Oil reserves? Maybe we could come in and blow up a few refineries or look for your WMD’s then we can have Dickey’s Halliburton friends come over and rebuild you a nice new country - add some Western flare, maybe a cattle ranch or two - hell, we can come up with a Crawford Ranch look a like if you want one like mine. I think I may have to give it back after all is said and done in November. Oh, but back to you…(hee, hee, hee) Awww, sure you can become the 51st state - we gotta own you anyhow or you’re just gonna do something CRAZY over there. That there husband of yours is a wild and crazy guy - he’s EVIL - do you hear me? - he’s an axis of evil. Do you know what that is? Ask North Korea, they’ll tell you what it is…..cause they’re the other axis of evil - hell if I know what an axis is, but I do know what EVIL is…..and it’s BAD…oh yes dear, it’s very very bad….so tell that husband of your’s will accept your submission but we’ll need to get back to you on that approval. We need to go in and stay the course there before we can make you the 51 state - we need to change your name too. Maybe we can give you a normal name, a regular American kinda name, like something that sounds Western - how ’bout Iranica, or Iranska, Iranland…..Just don’t try anything funny while I go to ask the Vice President wha he thinks about this here idear…..dear (heee, heee, hee)

By: Terri Hatcher

Terri Hatcher — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:57:06 +0000

The translation is: “I am a desperate housewife…..Please save me from this life under a shroud of hatred and deceit and sexual repression not to mention being forced to do it w/ a one inch weiner every day.. I vant to rip off zee clothes and move to Wisteria Lane where all zee lovelies women get to walk free and shake their booty all over zee California streets and have afternoon delight with zee gardeners.. Woopie, let me out of here…. let my people go!!! I beg you please!!!”

By: John

John — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:59:40 +0000

How awful! Someone has cut out her image with a scalpel.

By: Terry Carty

Terry Carty — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:48:23 +0000

Luke Skywalker - I am your mother!!!

By: Sally

Sally — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:37:06 +0000

Is it true that they wear nothing but sexy underwear underneath their robes?

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:10:06 +0000

She likes to watch

By: Billy

Billy — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:27:17 +0000

Cor!… he is a lucky man…..she is a real looker…. I bet when Mahmoud comes home feeling a little frisky after a hard day at the office planning nuclear armageddon….and says to his Mrs….”.get ‘em off”….it takes her 51 hours to do what he asked.

By: Passer

Passer — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:33:50 +0000

She’s showing too much nose.
That’ll be amputation then………

By: Anorak

Anorak — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:09:49 +0000

51 is her command word

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:11:32 +0000

or has she been with him for 51 years….?

By: Tim Worstall

Tim Worstall — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:43:12 +0000

Or the 51 st First Lady?

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:39:03 +0000

So, is the First Lady 51…..or is he?