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Gordon Brown Declares War On Food

by | 7th, July 2008

“BRITAIN declares war on food waste,” announces the Independent.

How do you fight yesterday’s tuna casserole? If you imprison food, it will only turn nasty and attack you by biological means. Perhaps the old ways of sticking the wrongdoer in the stocks and pelting it with rotten fruit would work, or only exacerbate the problem?

Reading on, we learn that: “The Government is to launch a campaign to stamp out Britain’s waste food mountains as part of a global effort to curb spiralling food prices.”

Food prices are not going up because of increased production and energy costs, but because you are not cleaning your plate.

Says Gordon Brown ( “If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have

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