MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
DAILY STAR: “MCCANNS’ OPRAH WINDFALL”
MADELEINE McCann’s parents are planning a big bucks interview with US chatshow queen Oprah Winfrey to boost their search fund.
They’ve cracked America. In yer face Barbara Walters.
It is understood Oprah, 54, would be willing to break the bank for a cosy chat with Kate and Gerry.
How the Star came to understand this is unsaid. But let’s look out for the “cosy chat” - the one performed before tens of millions of people. Who’s looking for the missing child? We’re watching the parents.
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Brandon, I hope the last of the trinity was a nice thought
July 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I bet lone wished he hadnt had a day off
July 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
359 - chenier
Never even broke into a sweat !
July 10th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
And so we say a fond farewell to the glorious Smudd, and DuncanR can heave a sigh of relief on the hippo-wrangler front…
July 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
bye gloria see you soon
Mel !
that was thinking. shock. realisation.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Perhaps Mr Smudd will warm to the little rascals when they start leaving little headless rodents in his slippers ?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
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July 10th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Anyway, I’m going to try to come back tomorrow for another hour before I get the little gangsters because once they are home I will throw myself wholeheartedly into kitten-management.
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It can be a bugger to get them into their high heels, I know, but a pair of strawberry blond tap dancing kittens would definitely add to the chat show desirability factor…
July 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
4 mins left so logging out - TTFN!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
My kids nan was a barmaid in bethnal green then
July 10th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
etf, we have grown a little older gracefully and that is some achievement!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
So, you are getting two strawberry blonde kittens…
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also known as warm champagne …
July 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
brandon
All Old Smuddy has said on the subject is “I hate ginger cats”. But I don’t, so let’s guess who won that little discussion, shall we?
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So, you are getting two strawberry blonde kittens…
July 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Anyway, I’m going to try to come back tomorrow for another hour before I get the little gangsters because once they are home I will throw myself wholeheartedly into kitten-management.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
off to get hubby, be good all, have enjoyed my afternoon even though have achieved buggar all, oh except a small snooze and a quick hoover
July 10th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
345 ?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Ronnie and Reggie had better just watch out for the local Tom …. Frankie the Cat McKitty!!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
July 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Why is Duncan posting pics of teh M&A team>
July 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
“ooh” ansd mmmm
July 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I’m getting kittens tomorrow!!! Ronnie and Reggie the ginger twins!
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Krayzy!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
DuncanR ….. you know full well that I am the one WITH the middle!
wtf - hippos can open cans by STANDING ON THEM. Easy-peasy!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
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Gloria Smudd Says:
July 10th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I have just popped in with news of Melvyn, my surprise love-calf. He’s proving to be a bit of handful but perhaps it’s just because I’m so out of practice. For a while I was convinced he was a calf-prodigy with language skills far beyond his tender years; I was certain he once said “What about a waterbottle, Willoughby?” until I realised that it is a very long time since I even set eyes on another hippopotamus, let alone heard one fart under water.
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But I’m sure that you are getting back your nurturing skills with aplomb, and are ready to engage in some quality parenting once you have stuffed the coffers with the money from the chat shows and the Hippo Support Agency.
WE hippos are doing our best to struggle on with the lyrics for next year, though there have been defections from our ranks; if you can sneek a peek at Ottawa in Canada you will find a piccy taken by our on-the-spot reporter at the International Hot Dog Eating Competition which may be of assistance to Jeremy Kyle’s private detectives.
Just don’t tell anyone I said so…
July 10th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
gloria
However will you open the tins of cat food? I dont mean to be rude, but dont hippos have rather large feet?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
ooh !!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Gloria
Thanks for that holiday snapshot you sent me
Can you settle an argument for me ?
Saul thinks you’re the one second from the right. I say you’re the one in the middle !!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
brandon
All Old Smuddy has said on the subject is “I hate ginger cats”. But I don’t, so let’s guess who won that little discussion, shall we?
July 10th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
BRandon, no ti on and yes to in
July 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
mel
on ?
and in?
and the melvyn hippo is a seperate joke I think