SAYS the STAR: “ODDBALL star Michael Jackson popped to the shops in a WHEELCHAIR yesterday sparking new fears for his sanity.”
Of course, the Star means to say “new fears for his back, legs and knees”, wracked by years of moonwalking. Anorak reckons Jackson is debuting the new moonbuggying, a dance that we can all do sitting down?
It’s a radical new move but one that shows how Jackson has grown with his ageing fanbase.
The Express says Jackson was also in “pyjamas, slippers, mask and wheelchair”.
The mask is optional, grandma, but the slippers and pyjamas are the preferred wear of those entering the hearing-aid-beige years (Jackson turns 50 soon).
Break a leg, Jacko, And watch your hips…
Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 8th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Michael is not only the greatest performer, he is a true publicity getter too. He does it by making people be so curious about his sanity. I remember years ago he said that he
would make his mark, by doing something that Barnum and Bailey, (the circus that used to have freak shows to create a buzz), would have done.
So now he has so many people confused about him, that his name is always on someones lips. He is brilliant!! and you can’t take that away from him. He does do alot of unusal things but so does alot of so called ordinary people. Have you ever watched “WIFE SWAP” ? The way so many people live and there lifestyles are just crazy. So what’s there excuse ? Michael at least has a reason, no childhood, loneliness and fame. So before you judge think twice. God Bless Ya Mr J.
July 11th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Michael has said it once and in case you dont remember”LEAVE ME ALONE” The king is around the corner be petient Haterz
July 11th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
dEAR mOJOJO
Why dont YOU go fuck off and die seeing as YOU have never done anything worth mentioning or remembering thank you! By the way Anorak most people have figured out now that there’s no love lost btwn MJ and the press,so you can say your worst,like we care! I bet I’ll you all still bopping to Billie Jean when it’s banging out at parties! MJ will be around long after y’all forgotten!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Publicity stunt? 50? omg!!! Beyond belief, who gives a sh1t. Just another ageing rocker. Why dun he juss fuck off an die.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
michael is a brilliant performer we forget how many records he sold he will be brill at all he does
July 11th, 2008 at 5:36 am
fuck u mJ haterz
July 11th, 2008 at 12:41 am
i can’t believe ppl are being horrible about someone in a wheel chair. Did you know he may have Lupus…. He has suffered so much pain. I don’t know? If your anti Michael Jackson nothing will make you be sympathatic towards him or try to understand him.
I understand that.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
i bet hes been tired from dancin rehersals so gets pushed aroud a lil, i dont no why ur makin a big deal outa this he was seen dancing tha other week at chris’s party.. ull see cant wit 4 king to com back
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July 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
michael are you really GAY
July 10th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
thank you lily …fuck u mj haters …… hes still the king of pop …hes just gettin ready to ceme back
July 10th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
The King will surprise all you nagative guys. Did you hear what the composer of the song he did with Akon said, he was shaking deep inside when he heard the song after the recording. Could not beleive he wrote somethin that beautiiful. Michael has got it all and whether sick or lame, he will deliver.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
apparently he is planning a collaboration on stage with New Kids On The Block - who themselves are now getting on a bit…. maybe they could change their name to Pushing The Former King Of Pop Round The Block instead…?