Anorak | Michael Jackson’s New Dance

Michael Jackson’s New Dance

by | 10th, July 2008

SAYS the STAR: “ODDBALL star Michael Jackson popped to the shops in a WHEELCHAIR yesterday sparking new fears for his sanity.”

Of course, the Star means to say “new fears for his back, legs and knees”, wracked by years of moonwalking. Anorak reckons Jackson is debuting the new moonbuggying, a dance that we can all do sitting down?

It’s a radical new move but one that shows

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