Comments on: Police Log: Anorak’s Look at Crime In The News

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:21:28 +0000

I’m pretty sure string theory provides a decent explanation; if it were rope theory then both socks would make their getaway…

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:08:41 +0000

ODD SOCK PLANET
Valerie Waite.2004

In our house is a drawer
Which is full of odd socks.
They appear from nowhere
And gather in flocks.

I don’t know where they come from,
But this I know for sure,
Each time I look inside the drawer
I see a dozen more.

There must surely be a planet
Where odd socks can go and stay
To recover from the trauma
Of sniffing feet all day.

There they walk in perfumed gardens,
And through fields of new mown hay.
For the natives of this planet are
Odd socks that flew away.

So, if you find some of your socks
Have vanished without trace.
Just think how happy they must be
Up there, in Outer Space

By: dairy

dairy — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:46:34 +0000

if he pissed on it, you should definitely imprison him in a wall cavity…

I thought socks were the foot equivalent of the Great Escape - mine regularly make a break for freedom, but funnily enough, never in pairs…..

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:13:41 +0000

I think Sofa Woman should be a cult heroine - we poor downtrodden women and dogs get soooooooo annoyed when we cannot nap on the couch because there is something large hairy smelly and pissed on it all the time.

Socks

I thought they launched themselves into outerspace directly from my washing machine. Is a sock fetishist to blame after all?

By: Noseycow

Noseycow — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:11:35 +0000

Sofa, So Bad:

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg’s Channel Five said the man’s wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

or one of these…

By: Noseycow

Noseycow — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:10:55 +0000

LMAO

Where can I get one of these?