Big Brother 9: Sara Folino And Maysoon Shaladi’s Mission Position

BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…

“BIG BRUV LESBIAN LOVE FIX.”

It’s the Star’s front-page news.

Sara Folino and Maysoon Shaladi were last night at the centre of secret lesbian fix claims.

Housemates “reckon the two shapely gals are struggling to keep their lust under control and are only doing so as part of a BB game”.

Who knew that after years of trailing live action shagging on Big Brother, shock value is to be had in NO live action shagging?

News is that Sara and Maysoon are NOT having lesbian sex, and that Big Brother’s bosses might have warned them against it.

Other things Big Brother producers might have told the housemates to avoid:

Declaring war on China
Discussing tactics for Celebrity Deal Or No Deal
Praising Robert Mugabe
Satanism and the killing of a virgin
Cannibalism
Wearing plastic bags on their heads

Any many, many more… Stay tuned lest you, er, miss it.

Anorak

Posted: 14th, July 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink