THE Sun and Star both feature the same picture of a blonde child holding up a huge meat cleaver.
Is it Gordon Ramsay’s daughter staring in her new yoof cookery show? Not yet.
This is Jenni Woodcock, 17 (Star), who managed to go into a shop and buy a kitchen utensil.
It is illegal for under-18s to buy knives, and the Sun, which – get this – bills Woodcock at 16 (did she show her ID to the papers), is outraged that a minor should get one.
It’s just awful.
Anorak wonders how long it is before knives are banned from appearing on TV and other media lest under-18s get the wrong idea.
Look out for Gordon Brown telling us that from now in we should lick our plates clean…
Note: TV’s Naomi Cleaver is to hereon known as Naomi Chop-Stick
Posted: 18th, July 2008 | In: Food & Fat, Gordon Brown, Labour Party, Police Log, Politicians Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 19th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I love ladies with the name Naomi. It’s “I moan” backwards…
That’s a bit, although not very much, like how we know that Robert Mugabe is really a Yorkshireman because his name is “e ba gum” backwards.
Ah well, back to the cow pie.
July 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Where does this leave the entire Swiss Army?
Yeah, I know. In a phone box in Geneva