A GROUP in San Francisco want a lasting memorial to George W. Bush. Condoleezza Rice has a ship - or not:
Reagan has his highways. Lincoln has his memorial. Washington has the capital, and a state, too. But President George W. Bush may soon be the sole president to have a memorial named after him that you can contribute to from the bathroom.From the Department of Damned-With-Faint-Praise, a group going by the regal-sounding name of the Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is planning to ask voters here to change the name of a prize-winning water-treatment plant on the shoreline to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.
The plan - hatched, naturally, in a bar - would place a vote on the November ballot to provide “an appropriate honor for a truly unique president.”
[International Herald Tribune]
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October 8th, 2008 at 2:40 am
George W. Bush’s sentence-by-sentence speaking skills are deteriorating. Apparently, this may be due to a mental illness called “presenile dementia.” Bush may or may not be secretly still drinking heavily. Bush lied, and thousands of people died. Bush suffers from narcissism and megalomania. Moreover, Bush has been arrested three times. Bush was arrested for disorderly conduct. Bush was arrested for stealing. Bush was also arrested for a serious crime—driving under the influence of alcohol. There are reasons to believe that Bush suffers from a learning disability. Bush’s learning disability would explain a lot of things. All in all, Bush is a severely mentally ill individual. Bush is not fit to be the president of the United States.
Bush should be locked up.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
July 21st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
where’s the little men in white coats when you need ‘em…?
July 20th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Go Girl! I won’t stand in your way.
July 20th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Coco
I lik my gorges to dance. He rocs.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:32 am
toiletwater …… I am George’s (GB) biggest and greatest fan. I love him with all my heart and all my soul!
He was not outside the Pound Shop in Crawley. He has been with me all week in St Louis where we have been helping McCain with the campaign.
I think you have him mixed up with GB - Gordon Brown! He’s always at the Pound Shop because he cannot add up to save his life.
And he’s a Presbyterian - known for their canny shopping habits - Shite at budgeting though - as we can see from the past Chancellory years.
He should have kept a wee bit in reserve for the crash!
July 19th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Goerge i lv u, i am ur bigest fan, u wer fab wheni saw u live outside the pound shop in crawley. pls say ul marry me il w8 for u till i’m 16. my mum wud say ok, u r so cool w8ing 7 yrs wil b worth it. xxxxxxxxxxxx
July 19th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Its lovely!
Actually be an idea to work on agw naming his next boat - fast -stunning- sleek after me, but he’ll probably settle for Anorak or something equally bizarre, and irrational
July 19th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
It worked!
Beats a double-hulled, Bahamian-registered oil tanker hands down, wouldn’t you agree?
July 19th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Something went wrong there; my gracious and elegant image failed to appear.
I shall try a link…
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxvsuQJ
July 19th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I could live with having a ship named after me, but not a double-hulled, Bahamian-registered oil tanker…
Something gracious and elegant, naturally…