
Our Madeleine McCann: Colin Stagg, Mad Dogs And Lucy Cavendish, And Amaral’s True Lies
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
SUNDAY PEOPLE: “We’ll savage bungling cops on Oprah [Winfrey] show - CLEARED McCANNS VOW TV ONSLAUGHT”
Cleared?
“At noon tomorrow a judge will formally lift the cloud of suspicion.”
Is that a fact?
The couple are likely to focus their fury on top cop Goncalo Amaral, who was kicked off the Madeleine case last October following allegations of incompetence and attacks on his British police counterparts.
“I’LL NEVER HAVE MY LIFE BACK – MURAT” - ‘I don’t know if I will ever be able to shake off the stigma of being ‘that Maddie man‘.”
“People say there is no smoke without fire and there may always be some who still doubt me. I have to live with that for the rest of my life.”
Let’s play a game of word association: Colin Stagg.
He’s the one set up by those bungling UK cops. Colin Stagg was accused of murdering Rachel Nickell on Wimbledon Common. Colin Stagg is innocent.
There being no forensic evidence, they were forced to look for likely suspects, and in Colin Stagg they found a man who ideally suited the tabloid agenda. He was runtish and rat-like, and yet also into body-building. He lived on his own. He was given to wearing dodgy-looking singlets and he was a devotee of the ancient pagan religion called Wicca. He had a picture of the Cerne Abbas giant inscribed on a black-painted wall in his flat.
Someone said that they had seen him, or a man very like him, on the common on the morning of the murder - and that was enough.
SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY: “After 445 days of missing Maddie, cloud of suspicion over parents lifts”
Tomorrow Kate and Gerry McCann hope the suspicion that they played a role in her disappearance from a Portuguese beach resort will finally – and officially – be lifted.
Hope? But in The People it’s a fact?
The Portuguese authorities are believed to be ready to remove the official arguido – suspect – status from the couple and clear them of any involvement in Madeleine’s disappearance from Praia de Luz in May last year.
Believed.
SUNDAY TELEGRAPH: “Madeleine McCann abduction leaves family holidays haunted by fear”
The exodus to the sun starts this weekend - but since the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, parents are feeling paranoid about the safety of their offspring. Foreigners think we are mad, reports Lucy Cavendish from Mallorca
Mad pervs and Englishmen…
Says Lucy Cavendish:
You can always spot the English abroad. Not by the way they dress or their sunburnt skin but by how protective they are of their children.
Always!
“I feel I can’t leave my children alone for a second,” says Joanne Brown as she sits in a café next to the beach at Port de Soller in Mallorca. “It’s a nightmare. I’ve always been conscious of where my children are on holiday, but now I feel much more aware of them. If I shut my eyes for a moment, I feel terrified that they won’t be there when I open them.
Abracadabra. Fish ‘n’ chips. Poof!
But ever since last May, when three-year-old Madeleine McCann disappeared from her bedroom in Praia da Luz, Portugal, there is an almost tangible parental fear that underlies family holidays: that someone will take our children and we will never see them again.
Matchsticks in the eyes. Don’t dare to look away.
Post-Maddie, holidaying abroad has become a minefield. The parameters have shifted. Where once parents might have left children in a play area/on the beach/in a café while they quickly whipped off to go to the loo/order a meal/get some drinks, now we dare not. We reappraise all the time, scan people’s faces on beaches, by the swimming pool, in the play area. We are constantly asking ourselves: who is safe? What is safe? Are kids’ clubs fine? Are the staff vetted properly?
Anorak advocates the CoZee Reins – modelled on the penal system of Alabama, these handy chains with optional heavy ball attachment ensure the kidz are kept within shouting distance.
Tell Armani to “come ‘ere or I‘m, gonna kill yer”, and see her find no way of escape”.
On holiday with the Lucy Cavendishes:
One night, my 11-year-old son asked if he and his brothers, aged five and three, could sleep in this separate room. “Of course!” I replied.
Later on, when they were asleep, I got myself into a terrible panic. My eldest son had said he didn’t want to lock the door in case any of them needed to go to the loo in the night. This seemed to make sense.
At 2am, I woke up in a hot sweat. I imagined nameless, faceless marauders creeping up from the beach, slipping into the place and making off with one of them.
I woke my husband up. “The boys are ALONE!” I screamed. “It’s not going to happen here,” he said, immediately knowing what I was referring to. “This is Devon.”
But, as every parent now knows, it doesn’t matter if it’s Devon or Praia da Luz. Everyone is afraid of the stranger, the person out there who, in our minds, wants to steal and harm our children.
Was that her husband screaming?
THE GUARDIAN: “Madeleine police chief to launch ‘explosive’ book”
Gonçalo Amaral, who was chief of the criminal investigation police for the Algarve region, has scheduled a news conference in Lisbon on Thursday to launch the book, just three days after the widely expected announcement tomorrow that the case is being shelved by prosecutors for lack of evidence.
In the book, provisionally entitled True Lies, Amaral is also likely to reopen his assault on the role of the British police in the investigation. He has publicly suggested that they were influenced throughout by the leads which Madeleine’s parents, Kate and Gerry McCann, wanted pursued.
He is said to be convinced that Madeleine is dead, while the McCanns have continued to press investigators to follow the trail of potential kidnappers and ensure their daughter’s safe return.
THE SUNDAY TIMES: “Murder most modern- Kate Summerscale’s prize-winning account of an 1860 killing shows how little we’ve changed”
Ed Caesar looks at the 1860 murder of Saville Kent in The Suspicions of Mr Whicher.
What is most striking about her account (and this, perhaps, is what won the judges’ favour) is that it echoes contemporary culture. The huge interest in, and continual theorising about, the disappearance of an infant; the castigation of detectives for their incompetence; the swings of compassion towards or against suspects — all mirror the case of our own missing child, Madeleine McCann.
Our Maddie.
SUNDAY HERALD: “Courts make editors think hard before delving into private lives - Judiciary increasingly taking the view that public interest must be stronger than potential harm”
Although Madeleine McCann “aguido” Robert Murat’s £600,000 payout last week from 11 newspapers after successfully suing for the separate offence of defamation, editors are being forcefully reminded to think longer and harder about what stories papers can and should run.
Indeed. A current story in Correio da Manha has not repeated in the UK press about the case.
Posted: 20th, July 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids Comments (431) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 20th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
chenier
Hallucinations? you are over worked,take a break
bye….
July 20th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
coco
What about our Cheryl?
Any idea?
The Cheryl doll could be holding a miniature gun.I heard she worked for Intelligence Service
MUST go now before I am smacked around the neck.Just had a call from M3
See ya…. xxxxx
July 20th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
then there’s the three-neck geetar
http://tinyurl.com/5rxsvn
waste of time…
July 20th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
coco
brilliant!
any rasputing doll by any chance?with a sly look and long beard?
the ferdi one,I picture it rather elegant,with a canne and a golden monocle,a fancy moustache and manicured fingers….
I thought it was the gandy doll which has warts,not your hand!! you should wear gloves and wash everything (curtains inclluded) when you”ve finished .Its catching
July 20th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
chenier Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
…and speaking of which, i have been much puzzled by a Tom Petty video in which a guy appeared to be playing a guitar with two heads, or whatever it is called…
twin neck geetars were popular in the late 60s and early 70s
it’s usually a 6-string and 12-string combination (like jimmy page)
http://www.hearya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jimmy-page.jpg
less common is the 6-string and bass guitar combination
(partly ‘cos bass geetars need a different amplifier from 6-string instruments)
very educational, this site
July 20th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
âde
by the way where are the trolls these days?
******
I was wondering as well… we should be told
They might be in rothley or in portugal to make sure justice is made to our little Madeleine?
As you might have noticed,the very moment we mention them,them turn up all excited and panting on their small legs,opening their big mouths
July 20th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
JO!!! LOL I am dead serious about these dollies.
I have now made a Gandolf doll and it’s that fucking real - I have come out in warts all over my hand from just holding it once. And it smells!
I’ve got a Coolandcalm doll that has a hissy-fit every time somebody in the room swears. It tell everybody how sophisticated and classy it is. Gonna send you one!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
brandon - have fun
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Hi Just_me
Off to mass now, I will add ‘ breaking anorak posting rules ‘ to my list of sins
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
just_me Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
morning ( well it is still morning by my clock)
what time we expecting the announcement tomorrow, does anyone know?
*****
Let me make a call to M3…they surely know
July 20th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
‘look forward to seeing the “performance” on youtube’
and speaking of which, i have been much puzzled by a Tom Petty video in which a guy appeared to be playing a guitar with two heads, or whatever it is called.
To make matters worse the video seems to have disappeared.
Was i hallucinating?
July 20th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Duncan
Sorry, I was thinking of those of us who cant read in portuguese.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
i think we should have a room 404
like paul merton’s room 101 but with four people on the show
see what we can make disappear in 30 minutes
dna, blood, bodies, phone records, sports bags
great fun to be had
by the way where are the trolls these days?
July 20th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
morning ( well it is still morning by my clock)
what time we expecting the announcement tomorrow, does anyone know?
July 20th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
brandon flours Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Jo
I wish
No my CM post
******
it has been whooooshed …clunked? oh…dear,I think Duncan answered you,Brandy
July 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
The portuguses might not shelve it, but hand it to the LP.
( To stop the countries falling out)
July 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
coco Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
The Clan will not go on Oprah!
*****
WE can go then and sell the complete Dolls Kit to Oprah
Get the jet ready … I am coming or shall we have a paella before setting off?
July 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
brandon flours Says
How come mine was pulled?
+++++++++++++++++++
You did not provide a link to the source of your long post so that readers could verify the accuracy of your quote. To say (Source CM) is a bit like saying ’source BBC or Sky News’ It does not enable the reader to identify and read for themselves the original piece.
The rule is - if you are quoting from another site - provide a link !!!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Error 404 - must be an abduction
July 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
But I have declined the tutu, purple or otherwise.
I seem to recall the group from Finland clad in much black leather, and if they can do it then so can i.
Ade is the translator for the party, so no doubt he’ll be able to explain to the customs people why there are enough acres of tulle in the luggage to wrap the Kremlin.
Now that’s a brilliant idea; we could be the first song for an illdefined area of the globe usually, though not wholly, confined to the geopolitical entity called Europe contestants to also stage an attack on the outworn banalities of modern art by Gloria tapdancing on the roof of the Kremlin itself!
What a pity it isn’t lunchtime yet; I deserve a drink after that!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
chenier Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
“i do hope they blab freely on the oprah show and set themselves up for slander cases’
ade, as ever, you are all heart. I was thinking more along the lines of oprah taking them apart at the seams…
moi?
heart?
mais oui rodders…
i don’t know much about this oprah type but i have a funny feeling that the wretches may have a hard time of it - taken apart at the seams as you say…
i wonder if they will use subtitles for the whiney scouser voice and pinchy face’s sneer
just mute the sound and play “away with the fairies” should suffice
look forward to seeing the “performance” on youtube
July 20th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Oh…the case is being shelved then?
“The two English dogs were presented as an indispensable help to the investigation, after their abilities and the manner in which they are trained were explained in detail, as well as the fact that they both react to blood traces and cadaver odours, without a single episode of “false positives” in the investigations”
woof woof
July 20th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Jo
I wish
No my CM post
July 20th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
The Clan will not go on Oprah!
July 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
brandon flours Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
How come mine was pulled?
*****
Wot? your skirt?
July 20th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Trismegistus Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 11:56 am
yep i agree about the “shallow” aspects of the suspects
i tend to spend a lot of time with musical types who think about stuff far too deeply
just part of the territory, i suppose
great fun though
July 20th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Trismegistus

My Dad,a doc himself,would give you a hug
He always thought doctors are the worst “race”,being single minded and full of themselves,arrogant and all…
He left the profession,years before his retirement ….to look after animals
His best friend was a….duck err…it was slightly inconvenient of course because the duck was following him everywhere and we could ALSO follow the little bastard …if you know what I mean
July 20th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
St Jude is the patron saint of lost causes…
Once I submitted an expense report - amount, £20, recipient, St. Procopius Abbey, business reason, Recital of Novena to St Jude for the purpose of keeping the Sun Upgrade project on schedule.
The funny thing was, the company paid me. Perhaps they didn’t bother to read it.
July 20th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
How come mine was pulled?
July 20th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
“i do hope they blab freely on the oprah show and set themselves up for slander cases’
ade, as ever, you are all heart. I was thinking more along the lines of oprah taking them apart at the seams…