
Our Madeleine McCann: Colin Stagg, Mad Dogs And Lucy Cavendish, And Amaral’s True Lies
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann
SUNDAY PEOPLE: “We’ll savage bungling cops on Oprah [Winfrey] show - CLEARED McCANNS VOW TV ONSLAUGHT”
Cleared?
“At noon tomorrow a judge will formally lift the cloud of suspicion.”
Is that a fact?
The couple are likely to focus their fury on top cop Goncalo Amaral, who was kicked off the Madeleine case last October following allegations of incompetence and attacks on his British police counterparts.
“I’LL NEVER HAVE MY LIFE BACK – MURAT” - ‘I don’t know if I will ever be able to shake off the stigma of being ‘that Maddie man‘.”
“People say there is no smoke without fire and there may always be some who still doubt me. I have to live with that for the rest of my life.”
Let’s play a game of word association: Colin Stagg.
He’s the one set up by those bungling UK cops. Colin Stagg was accused of murdering Rachel Nickell on Wimbledon Common. Colin Stagg is innocent.
There being no forensic evidence, they were forced to look for likely suspects, and in Colin Stagg they found a man who ideally suited the tabloid agenda. He was runtish and rat-like, and yet also into body-building. He lived on his own. He was given to wearing dodgy-looking singlets and he was a devotee of the ancient pagan religion called Wicca. He had a picture of the Cerne Abbas giant inscribed on a black-painted wall in his flat.
Someone said that they had seen him, or a man very like him, on the common on the morning of the murder - and that was enough.
SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY: “After 445 days of missing Maddie, cloud of suspicion over parents lifts”
Tomorrow Kate and Gerry McCann hope the suspicion that they played a role in her disappearance from a Portuguese beach resort will finally – and officially – be lifted.
Hope? But in The People it’s a fact?
The Portuguese authorities are believed to be ready to remove the official arguido – suspect – status from the couple and clear them of any involvement in Madeleine’s disappearance from Praia de Luz in May last year.
Believed.
SUNDAY TELEGRAPH: “Madeleine McCann abduction leaves family holidays haunted by fear”
The exodus to the sun starts this weekend - but since the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, parents are feeling paranoid about the safety of their offspring. Foreigners think we are mad, reports Lucy Cavendish from Mallorca
Mad pervs and Englishmen…
Says Lucy Cavendish:
You can always spot the English abroad. Not by the way they dress or their sunburnt skin but by how protective they are of their children.
Always!
“I feel I can’t leave my children alone for a second,” says Joanne Brown as she sits in a café next to the beach at Port de Soller in Mallorca. “It’s a nightmare. I’ve always been conscious of where my children are on holiday, but now I feel much more aware of them. If I shut my eyes for a moment, I feel terrified that they won’t be there when I open them.
Abracadabra. Fish ‘n’ chips. Poof!
But ever since last May, when three-year-old Madeleine McCann disappeared from her bedroom in Praia da Luz, Portugal, there is an almost tangible parental fear that underlies family holidays: that someone will take our children and we will never see them again.
Matchsticks in the eyes. Don’t dare to look away.
Post-Maddie, holidaying abroad has become a minefield. The parameters have shifted. Where once parents might have left children in a play area/on the beach/in a café while they quickly whipped off to go to the loo/order a meal/get some drinks, now we dare not. We reappraise all the time, scan people’s faces on beaches, by the swimming pool, in the play area. We are constantly asking ourselves: who is safe? What is safe? Are kids’ clubs fine? Are the staff vetted properly?
Anorak advocates the CoZee Reins – modelled on the penal system of Alabama, these handy chains with optional heavy ball attachment ensure the kidz are kept within shouting distance.
Tell Armani to “come ‘ere or I‘m, gonna kill yer”, and see her find no way of escape”.
On holiday with the Lucy Cavendishes:
One night, my 11-year-old son asked if he and his brothers, aged five and three, could sleep in this separate room. “Of course!” I replied.
Later on, when they were asleep, I got myself into a terrible panic. My eldest son had said he didn’t want to lock the door in case any of them needed to go to the loo in the night. This seemed to make sense.
At 2am, I woke up in a hot sweat. I imagined nameless, faceless marauders creeping up from the beach, slipping into the place and making off with one of them.
I woke my husband up. “The boys are ALONE!” I screamed. “It’s not going to happen here,” he said, immediately knowing what I was referring to. “This is Devon.”
But, as every parent now knows, it doesn’t matter if it’s Devon or Praia da Luz. Everyone is afraid of the stranger, the person out there who, in our minds, wants to steal and harm our children.
Was that her husband screaming?
THE GUARDIAN: “Madeleine police chief to launch ‘explosive’ book”
Gonçalo Amaral, who was chief of the criminal investigation police for the Algarve region, has scheduled a news conference in Lisbon on Thursday to launch the book, just three days after the widely expected announcement tomorrow that the case is being shelved by prosecutors for lack of evidence.
In the book, provisionally entitled True Lies, Amaral is also likely to reopen his assault on the role of the British police in the investigation. He has publicly suggested that they were influenced throughout by the leads which Madeleine’s parents, Kate and Gerry McCann, wanted pursued.
He is said to be convinced that Madeleine is dead, while the McCanns have continued to press investigators to follow the trail of potential kidnappers and ensure their daughter’s safe return.
THE SUNDAY TIMES: “Murder most modern- Kate Summerscale’s prize-winning account of an 1860 killing shows how little we’ve changed”
Ed Caesar looks at the 1860 murder of Saville Kent in The Suspicions of Mr Whicher.
What is most striking about her account (and this, perhaps, is what won the judges’ favour) is that it echoes contemporary culture. The huge interest in, and continual theorising about, the disappearance of an infant; the castigation of detectives for their incompetence; the swings of compassion towards or against suspects — all mirror the case of our own missing child, Madeleine McCann.
Our Maddie.
SUNDAY HERALD: “Courts make editors think hard before delving into private lives - Judiciary increasingly taking the view that public interest must be stronger than potential harm”
Although Madeleine McCann “aguido” Robert Murat’s £600,000 payout last week from 11 newspapers after successfully suing for the separate offence of defamation, editors are being forcefully reminded to think longer and harder about what stories papers can and should run.
Indeed. A current story in Correio da Manha has not repeated in the UK press about the case.
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July 20th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
M&A
Our American cousins may not realise the significance and scientific histology of the term ‘Whoosh Clunk’-they might just think it’s a silly meaningless use of two words.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
‘I blame it on the Essex air, or the sodding Arterial’
Sound plan; that covers just about anything.
I was a bit horrified by the lady in the Whitesnake track Gandy inflicted on us; she was wearing white stilettos…
M and A
Chenier, I did have a pair of white ‘heels’ when I was 13, and living in Cardiganshire.
But in later years the TOTS in Southend was stuffed with white stilettos, black bras and enormous handbags, think we did it deliberately…..
July 20th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
whoops Says
TEE HEE-I’m just trying to get on your nerves
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Oh, you’re such a tease !!!
July 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Mods and Admin
The Error 404
Duncan put it there deliberately, and I helped, it gives us time for another gulp of whatever before we have to put our glasses down, the drinking glasses not the spex…..
Actually you could blame it on our dogs, another Anorak mod necessity…….
July 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Where will Amaral’s book be released?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’m sure any questions will be hand picked by the McCanns so they only have to give one phrase answers.
O- How certain are you your daughter was abducted.
G-103%
Actually they can ask Kate anything and the answer will be the same:-
Erm, well you know, erm…..
M andA
You forgot whooshclunck,honestly really
July 20th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
V, I already have, what a load of pish, a forum full of fekin windylickers, who have dug a hole so deep that they just have to keep digging, I note also they are saying that whatever happens tomorrow, they know better, shower of fekin wankers. I must admit to enjoying there public panic, I know we shouldn’t mock the afflicted, but in the orcs of 3arses land I will make an exception.
M and A
We aren’t 3arses here, well you may be a product of CS lewis, but that is your problem , not ours
July 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Can someone tell me why Prince Harry dresses as a Nazi and gets away with an apology, but Max Beasley ends up in court?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
The usual suspects.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1033319/Our-kinky-games-Max-Mosley-Girls-tell-sex-session-Grand-Prix-boss–deny-Nazi-orgy.html
July 20th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Coolandcalm
Given the age of cheniers off spring, I was suggesting a rather ‘older’ case , Madame
July 20th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Interesting list of questions being compiled on 3A to be e-mailed to Oprah.
Gandy, have a gander and tell us how many you can answer.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Gandolf
Hope you recover soon. x
July 20th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Noseycow…. if there was any possibility of me getting into black leather anything at all I would certainly shout it from the rooftops and post it on the internet… sadly those days are long gone. In fact they were never here! Thin thighs and a flat stomach have never been mine… well not since I was about 8.
(and I know Chenier knew that, on this occasion, I was jesting!!)
M and A
C&C personally I blame it on the Essex air, or the sodding Arterial
July 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
M&A-what is wrong with the system-every time I post I get error 404 not found.
TEE HEE-I’m just trying to get on your nerves-I know really.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
One of the things the wonderful upgrade has done is stop you seeing what makes the icon when you put the cursor over it.
This leaves me with
July 20th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
whoops-who is taking my name in vain! What a lovely day here in blighty for a change. Do we think the madia are once bitten twice shy over latest story-or do they just think it’s pants.
Feelin’mellow-just run 10 miles listening to Chicago-hey someones got too-Child fast asleep, and my other half has man flu-Dear God-I’d rather give birth to triplets with no anaesthetic than listen to his moaning…It’s a flippin’cold for God’s sake-5 days I’ve had to llisten to this-praps that is why Chicago sounds like heaven-even Grandma we love you is preferable.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Maravilha
Its the wonderful upgrade
July 20th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
M and A,
how come this thread is not working well?
Error, error, error…
Do you know somebody who can repair it?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
You can argue Chenny, me I am very clear.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
âde Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Châtelaine
i recommend more visits to the pub quiz
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Wouldn’t make me popular there. Nobody wants to play Trivial Pursuit with me anymore neither
July 20th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Perhaps someone can enlighten me as to why, my lawnmower which is so blunt /old/nackered that I have to go over each patch of grass 5 times at different angles to get it to cut, only needs one opportunity to do the job on the cable?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Gandolf Says:
July 20th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Karen my precious, under the knife………again.
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I hope the knife is feeling better…
July 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Coolandcalm
Na - she was definately posting on anorak the night of that particular party…
Can’t remember seeing you though?
July 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I remember our old very old family doctor, who smoked like a lum and drank like a fish telling me the biggest cause of death.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
But she didn’t turn up!
Whoops, what have I said …
July 20th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Noseycow said…… Chenier
I’m am getting an insight into your charactor…
Glenlivet obsession
Black leather
Sit on your face
Familiarity with the High Court..
mmm - now let me think
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Oh dear. Chenier has managed to get to both High Court hearings… both being heard at the same time as the Max Moseley case.
Did she pop out of the Moseley (sp?) case and leg it across the halls? Is she witness E who has gone missing? sounds very fishy (or fishnetty) to me!! It is surely in the public interest that we are told.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Karen my precious, under the knife………again.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Well, we could argue the toss about conditio sine qua non or causa causans till the cows come home, but the point that M&A makes is still valid.
And whilst the tabloids and the more befuddled of the broadsheets may feel an overwhelming desire to lift the burden from the fragrant duo’s sagging shoulders, the people who wrote ‘Why Children Die’ might feel somewhat differently…
July 20th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Trismegistus
I don’t know about materialistic - it’s the comedy routines that kill me. I try and avoid them - but they’re always involved in theatre stuff and turn up at every party - hideous.
July 20th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Gandolf
Where have you been all week? On holiday?