James Bond’s Short Man Syndrome

CAN it be that James Bond, ably played by Daniel Craig, has gone native?

The Star says Bond has taken to wearing stacked heals. The paper says this is to stop his co-star, one Gemma Arterton, from towering over him.

But surely Bond keeps his knife in his shoes and in the manner of Rosa Klebb defies anyone to cell him short, lest they be whittled away by repeated kicks about the ankles from his boots.

Of course, the producers could just have hired a smaller Bond love interest, and so negated any chance of his looking like an action figure…

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