Britain’s Got Talent Dog Dies On Stage
IN Anorak’s soon-to-be-bestseller book ‘I Was A Mail Order Tabloid Whore”, Old Mr Anorak recalls the prefect tabloid story with which he made his name. And it goes like this:
A SNOOKER-playing dog who won fame on Wir Fahren Gegen Engelland has been accidentally mown down and KILLED by his owner.
Now imagine his surprise when he opened the Sun and learned:
A SNOOKER-playing dog who won fame on Britain’s Got Talent has been accidentally mown down and KILLED by his owner.
Says owner Geoff Davies:
“My son Scott put in his pool cue and three balls, white, black and red. He will be missed by everyone. He was a superstar dog.”
Not misses by everyone. Not missed by Geoff… For shame.
Posted: 27th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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December 14th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
awwh soo sad :’(
July 28th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Ruff Justice
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M&A
Lay off the dogs, Yampster.
Besides, you get better odds on horses…
July 28th, 2008 at 8:40 am
sorry to hear about that
July 27th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
That is so sad.
Right, let’s shoot the swine and then we will all feel better…