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Countdown Carol Voderman Is 11 Per Cent Less Attractive Than Myleene Klass

by | 28th, July 2008

“COUNTDOWN MELTDOWN,” says the Mirror. “Shocking truth of how Carol and Des were FORCED to quit.”

News was, and still is, that Vorderman was offered a 90 per cent pay cut in her £800,000 salary to keep her job as celebrity sums worker outer on the Channel 4 show. She was offended, appalled and RAGED OUT.

Anorak has enjoyed Carol’s work over the years and can that she has been treated unfairly, being as she is only 79 per cent less attractive then she was when her last pay deal was set.

The vital statistics just don’t add up.

She is also 47 per cent less attractive than Myleene Klass, who, as the Express says on its front page, is favourite to take over Carol’s tight skirt, clingy blouse and plunging neckline.

Says the Daily Star: “Bookies now rate the sexy brainbox’s chances at 12-1.”

Game on!



Posted: 28th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Money, Tabloids, TV & Radio Comments (12) | TrackBack | Permalink