Gordon Smart’s Breaking Amy Winehouse
HAS Gordon Smart’s Bizarre Sun column reached the apogee of its ambitions?
His daily gawp at Amy Winehouse allows readers to know that:
JUNKIE singer AMY WINEHOUSE’s dad insisted she was “fine” yesterday — hours after she punched a wall and burst into tears. Wild-eyed Amy, 24, caused her fist to bleed.
While the Celebrity Police Force scrape blood from the wall and take it down to forensics, Smart tells us that:
That’s right. The headline news is: “Amy Winehouse breaks nail.”
The star, who had one of her nails ripped off, also lashed out at her security guards.
Look out for more Amy Winehouse breaking news: Amy breaks wind; Amy breaks sweat; and Amy Winehouse breaks out.
No sooner said than done, says Smart:
With her face ravaged by the skin condition impetigo
More breaking news to follow…
Posted: 28th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
