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Climate Cops And Green Shirts: The War On Global Warming

by | 28th, July 2008

HEY kids, wanna play a game of green shirts and baddies?

NPower , the electricity people, want you, the Britisher Jungvolk, to inform on your mums and your dads if they disobey the rules on climate change.

Grab a gas mask, a tin hat and come closer. Baroness Young of Old Scone, head of the Environment Agency, says climate change is “World War Three”. And in zer war you want to be on the side of the good guys, right kidz? We vill take ze moral highground, and victory will be ours.

Attack the non-believer .

Says nPower: “CLIMATE change is threatening our world.”

We believe in climate change. We want to stamp it out. But some are resistant to our word. Say “global warming” to them and if they could grab a gun and shoot you in the throat, they would. These people are dangerous.

If only they could see climate change they’d know how terrible it was. For argument’s sake, let’s say climate change is a hook-nosed, long-fingered, bearded kiddie-messer called Abraham. He wants to drink your blood and then rinse his plate in the dishwasher.

Let’s get him!

You are the planet’s kinder Kinder. You are the climate cops. You can neutralise climate change. Only you can save the planet. You a Contra-arayan?

Change begins

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