
Madeleine McCann: Colette Douglas Home Spreads The Fear And Inside Irvine Welsh
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann, Gerry McCann
THE HERALD: “Do you want to see every parent in the dock?”
It’s Colette Douglas Home, professional Maddie opinion giver. And to answer her question: yes. Fingerprint them, photograph them and question them for 42 days. Only the guilty have anything to fear.
Fear:
You’ve got to admit, they shouldn’t have left the children unattended and gone out to dinner.” It was a colleague talking to me about Kate and Gerry McCann. He went on: “We go on holiday with a big group of friends but we’d never do that. We put the wee ones to bed and eat downstairs.”
“And do you check on them every half hour?”
“Yes. Well, we send the teenagers to do the checking.”
Fear:
I wonder if he realises how fortunate he has been. If something terrible had happened, can you imagine the headlines? They would probably say something like: “Teenagers checked on missing toddler while parents partied.”
Yeah, who cares that the children have been eaten by alligators, fallen down the plughole or hit the minibar and suffocated in their own vomit – it’s the media’s reaction to it that matters most.
And what of the McCanns, Colette’s favourite subject:
I imagined the fact that Kate and Gerry McCann are doctors would stand them in some regard, since they spend their lives trying to help others. I was wrong. I thought the clear evidence from family photographs that Madeleine was a happy, well-cared-for child would demonstrate that leaving her unsupervised was an aberration, not the norm. But I didn’t allow for jealousy and resentment.
Maybe people are just bored of the McCanns? But Colette cannot face that possibility:
So let’s think about that call for prosecution. If the McCanns are to stand in the dock, who should stand beside them? We can start with those who were on the same holiday and who didn’t hire a babysitter. Then what about all the other couples who have stayed at that or any family-friendly holiday village where they felt safe enough to leave the children unattended while they ate? What about people who eat in the garden on hot summer evenings while their children sleep in the house? What about parents who sleep indoors, maybe one night a year, while their kids sleep in a tent? If we apply these standards, the courts would be jam-packed.
What about them? The McCanns are not being prosecuted child neglect, child abandonment, nor for any other crime.
THE SCOTSMAN: “Crime and Punishment - Irvine Welsh”
Dave Robinson is in Saughton jail. For crimes againt journalism. Ho-ho:
I’M WALKING behind the Famous Author. He’s wearing trainers, a T-shirt, an expensive-looking grey-green leather jacket and is carrying a plastic bag. As I follow him, I’m thinking that the way people walk tells you something about them. The Famous Author walks like a fighter: self-confident, disciplined, head up. He doesn’t walk like a 50-year-old, though in a couple of months he will be one.
How close behind Welsh is Robinson? Close enough to smell him?
Welsh has written a book called Crime, HMP Edinburgh. But he nearly didn’t:
He’s talked to child-abuse survivors’ groups and handles the subject with uncommon sensitivity – so much so, in fact, that he gave up writing the book altogether when the Madeleine McCann story first broke. “Even approaching the subject tangentially seemed frivolous and stupid.”
His is work of fiction, the McCann case is one of fact. What has one to do with the other? The McCann case is a touchstone for a writer’s book, a stepping stone on the PR drive.
Posted: 29th, July 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids Comments (494) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 29th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
DuncanR
Sometimes we put ourselves into ‘moderation’ - when the pressure gets too much for us.
It’s the Anorak equivalent of celebs going into ‘rehab’
I thought the SOP was to just pour and down a couple more shots of single malt?
:scratch:
July 29th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Duncan-safest place sometimes!
July 29th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Coco
The Elena dolly
Don’t forget the Elena dolly !!!
And the ‘accessories’
There’s a huge market for an Elena dolly.
Esp. one that says ‘Wash the f*ckin dishes’ when you pull the string
July 29th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
DuncanR
I agree, that is the right attitude. Take care..x
July 29th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
whoops
Sometimes we put ourselves into ‘moderation’ - when the pressure gets too much for us.
It’s the Anorak equivalent of celebs going into ‘rehab’
July 29th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
DUNCANR ……… Aaaaaahhhhh! You must be psychic!
I have already done the DuncanR dolla nd he’s very much like Sean Connery and Sean Bean!
Wow!
He will be a best-seller!
As will the Carmen-Dolly! Sophisticated Mata Hari cum Portia - from The Merchant of Venice.
I was going to be Portia - but Carmen will carry it off far better than I.
I will be a cobbler! - A mender of Souls from Julius Caesar! lol
I shall continue to bring enlightenment to the darkened Souls of Anorak! lol
July 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Ciara
Thanks for asking. ‘As well as can be expected’ just about sums it up. Just have to keep fighting, taking each day as it comes - treating each new day as a bonus!
July 29th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
How does one put the moderators into moderation -can you moderate a moderator?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
COCO
Alawys the same thing! You come,I go,I go,you come
What a day! and then I was with the dolls biz all on my own and I am so glad you turned up!
For inspiration have a look at this website which is truly hilarious
I mus rest my poor head.I think I am coming down on a cold
See you in the morning if not later on tonight xxxx
http://themccanngallery.blogspot.com/
July 29th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Coco
B*gger free speech. Important things first. Have you started work yet on the Elena dolly?
P.S. don’t forget the ‘accessories’ !!!
July 29th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I am of unsound mind so I feel that my rights are eroded before I start - but UK privacy laws and all this jumping on people for expressing sound judgements and dubious opinions is making me paranoid!
I can only see myself mancled to a damp dungeon wall!
But - with a Matt Damon-type guy standing guard.
Let us be united in our stand. We must have free speech as a human right.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Right must go now. Take care off the dolls
July 29th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Elena
‘high maintenance’
Isn’t every woman?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Sorry Duncan, I meant I hope all is well. I pressed send before checking my post.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
coolandcalm
Sshh! You promised not to tell. That was supposed to be our little secret.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
DuncanR
“On a dark night, with no moon, a blind man would be hard put to tell me and Sean apart”
Shouldn’t you prefer a woman?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
DuncanR
Hi Duncan,
I’m not too bad thanks. Things are much the same here .
Hope al isl well with you and Mrs D.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
JO! Just catching up! Did you read this morning that there appears to be support for the dollies???
Ace or what?
And if they are good enough for social workers and the police - I think that these dollies could enhance understanding.
Love the new additions! X
July 29th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QWHc8ZoVdOk
July 29th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
DuncanR Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Jo
Can my Duncan doll have Elena as his girlfriend. And does the Elena doll come with optional accessories e.g., black suspenders, fishnet tights, thigh length boots, and a …. ahem, whip?
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Only if the Duncan doll does the washing up. The Elena doll is high maintenance and can’t risk spoiling her manicure.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Duncan said…….
Can my Duncan doll have Elena as his girlfriend. And does the Elena doll come with optional accessories e.g., black suspenders, fishnet tights, thigh length boots, and a …. ahem, whip?
………………………..
You been hanging round that Mosely bloke again?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Hi Ciara
How are things with you?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
DuncanR Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Jo
Can my Duncan doll have Elena as his girlfriend. And does the Elena doll come with optional accessories e.g., black suspenders, fishnet tights, thigh length boots, and a …. ahem, whip?
******
OF COURSE,no problem at all,easy fixed
No problem with Mrs I hope….I mean she could have a gerry doll if she gets stroppy
http://bp2.blogger.com/_w-8JKaTohe4/SF7_q4VrP-I/AAAAAAAAKLY/-BlcgKjZqJ8/s1600-h/pantsonfire.jpg
Must go…my head is bursting,must be the botox
July 29th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Good evening.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Guess Who
On a dark night, with no moon, a blind man would be hard put to tell me and Sean apart
July 29th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
JJ
I am off right now with a bursting headache
Will “talk” to you later
May bbl…
July 29th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Jo
Can my Duncan doll have Elena as his girlfriend. And does the Elena doll come with optional accessories e.g., black suspenders, fishnet tights, thigh length boots, and a …. ahem, whip?
July 29th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
M and A
Jo sometimes when i think of Duncan i see this little sod:
******
I want a duncan like this…awww…adorable
July 29th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
ziggy Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Jo, earthquake in Portugal will most likely be felt near the good doctors.
******
I know,I know but we can expect a mediatic tsunami,can we? I think we had been sooooo spoiled! we are kind of “blasé” now….
I love LA,by the way
July 29th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Jo, earthquake in Portugal will most likely be felt near the good doctors.