Man Leaves Incriminating Evidence On Woman’s Chest
SAYS a police source in the Metro seat cleaner: “Everyone was reminded of the scene from Fawlty Towers. But that’s not to say it was a laughing matter for the lady.”
To Lincoln, “the Torquay of the north”, where Peter Notridge has been working on his car. Perhaps blinded by the headlamps, he grabs the breasts of a woman in her 20s stood talking to his wife outside his house.
In the interim moments, Notridge failed to wash his hands, leaving incriminating evidence on the victim.
He was given a three-month suspended prison sentence after admitting the assault.
Basil Fawlty is not on the sex offenders’ register…
Posted: 29th, July 2008 | In: Police Log, Tabloids Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 30th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I’d have liked to have been there when he tried to explain his actions.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:43 am
I would have thought that whatever his wife probably dished out would have been sufficient punishment.
July 29th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Well, don’t ask me; I’m just an effete southerner.
They wouldn’t even let me fly Yorkshire Airways…
July 29th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Since when has Lincoln been up in t’North?
Someone needs to keep abreast of recent developments in continental drift.