Cristiano Ronaldo Is Good Enough To Eat
WHOLE Foods Market – “motto: “Whole Foods, Whole People, Whole Planet” – has produced a Cristiano Ronaldo tribute food.
Can you guess what it is?
Is it:
a) An edible food varnish
b) A gingerbread man you can dunk into your tea (surely dive in? – Ed)
c) An organic tan-as-you-shave gel (the special strip deposits a layer of fair trade tanning substance in your opened pores)
d) Linseed oil
e) An eclair
b) Dunk him head first into your red hot cuppa char. Luverly…
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July 29th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Every time I turn round there’s a connection to Portugal!
I bet Belgium wishes they could get this much notoriety! Ha!
July 29th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Bound to be something odd, c?
July 29th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
has he got ginger nuts too?