By a bizarre coincidence, there was - exactly at that moment - a piece on the news on telly where they showed a photo of said Millipede to people in the street and asked if they knew who he was. The firsrt bloke replied “Isn’t he that American who was over here last week?” so at least I knew I was not alone.

I then spent the next hour struggling to make my picture more like the Millipede and less like Obama Bin Laden.

I dislike politicians who are so obviously wanting to be in politics for the powers that they will gain personally.

Where are all the genuine politicians who really want to make a difference?

Sat here on fucking Anorak and other forums is where they are!

Doing it for nothing! Doing it out of love for humanity and the Planet!

Not for their fucking selves! So stick that up your arse Miliband - instead of your finger - and fuck off and leave Gordon alone. He’s in enough sh*t of his own making!

He was the Chancellor for more than 10 years and he should have put something away for a rainy recession. But then he knows that we are not really in a recession doesn’t he?

Because he’s working a the same engineering plant that holds all the contracts for the Global money meltdown!

What a twat you are, Mr. Miliband - if you think that by switching one tosser for another we will want to vote Labour again.

Labour have had it good - too good and too easy - Labour is meant to be hard! It’s meant to be painful like child-birth! It’s toil and back-breaking stuff being Labour. And Blair has fucking proved it!

Turn voters into Tories and they will start voting Tory!

You have to watch out for it being creepy, though…