The Daily Express’s Garlic Crusade
“A DAILY dose of garlic can save your life,” says the Daily Express on its front page.
Munch just one clove of raw garlic a day and you will be 35 per cent less likely to be mugged; 23% less likely to be knifed; 58 % les likely to be frotted on a crowed bus or train; and 99% less chance of being bitten on the neck by a vampire.
Bronco Pete, Anorak’s resident tramp, says he’s been using the smell of stale urine, warm cider and a kebab sewn into the hem of his trenchcoat to warn off attackers for decades, but WILL try garlic.
The Express also says that garlic could lower blood pressure.
Now read on…
Posted: 1st, August 2008 | In: Food & Fat, Tabloids Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 3rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
The legislation Codex Alimentarius is going to make nurtients scheduled substances. Organic Milk will be illegal as it doesnt contain the mandatory boving growth hormone [edit A].
Educate yourself, this is just public preparation. Garlic is on the list of controlled substances, hence a FULL FRONT PAGE of a newspaper dedicated to it, telling you how it is a drug.
August 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am
Hmmm. as I sit here with a 24hour BP monitor attached to me which hums away and crushes my arm every hour, on the hour, maybe I should be chewing on a garlic clove (or two or three) to help the machine along!