Are You The Off Your Facebook Woman Beater?
IS that you punching a girl in the face in London’s Hype Park?
Is that you giving the girl a “face hook” (Star)? Are the the girl “hit in the Facebook” (Sun)?
Were you at the Facebook party, a water fight organised over the social network?
Were you approached by a girl who sprayed you with a fizzy drink, a drink other than water?
Did you then approach the girl and punch her in the face?
The Sun hears someone say that this youth looked “really angry”.
The Sun says there were rumours of people carrying knives. In the Mirror there are “knife-wielding yobs”.
Anorak wants to know if you are the youth, and if you managed to get the fizzy pop stain out of you white wife-beater T-shirt?
* This is a serious matter and the tabloids have dug deep to give it the puns it deserves..
Posted: 1st, August 2008 | In: Police Log, Tabloids Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
holme
is the ex-office manager for a battered (Little) women’s refuge and a former council member of Martial Marital Moves.
He is known to be on several wanted -dead not alive - lists.
We wish him well.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am
Look - there are lots of positives about this story which people are missing.
1. The guy could have been using a knife - but he isn’t . So that’s cool. He’s sensibly heeding Government advice and isn’t carrying.
2. So much street-violence these days is black-on-black - but this isn’t. So it’s another welcome trend.
3. It’s not domestic violence - because it’s not at home or concealed behind closed doors. One less crime statistic there.
4. They are carrying bottled water - not alcohol. Another factor to be encouraged.
5. The girl’s hair is obviously strong and healthy and capable of withstanding a pull.Her skin isn’t too bad either - she just needs to watch her diet .
4. It’s outdoors - so those involved are getting lots of fresh air and - of course - exercise.
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Okay! I’m schtum. off to tesco now, thats enough to schtum anyone.
August 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Steady C&M girl. I think holme boy may be being ironic.
If he asks you to get them out for the boys..tell ‘im he ain’t man enough.
Don’t worry, our time together will remain closely-guarded. A treasured secret.
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:29 am
wow. what a judgement call. So its okay to smack a woman in the mouth if ’she could do with losing a few pounds’?
strange morals.
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 am
Yes agreed.
……But it could have been worse - he could have grabbed her by those massive earrings.
…..And, it has to be said, before she gets her picture in the papers again she could do with losing a few pounds.
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
The surprised and shocked big boy had time to grab the woman’s hair and pull back her head. All the better to thump you with my dear. At least two separate assaults there. Bastard.
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
what? punch a girl in the face? Hmmmm. says a lot about you if you are admitting that you would do the same and go further?
You should be locked up.
August 1st, 2008 at 6:55 pm
He is no thug, the girl is a foool! I would have done the same if it was me and maybe gone a little further. From the picture it looks like this guy (definitely not a thug) was dry until he was attacked by that lunatic lady. This suggests he was a passerby and not involved in the water fight. The lady was probably drunk and couldnt see who she was messing with
If I was his lawyer, I will claim he felt a burning sensation when he was attacked hence his determination to subdue his attacker!
August 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I surely hope someone dobs him in. Thug.