Zante And Bust: Don’t Take No For An Answer
“RAPE ALLEY,” screams the Sun. “The paper is in Zante, “once a peaceful fishing village, then an upmarket family resort – but today it is ruled by drunken young Brits”.
Shameless pairs have sex in public, hooligans brawl over a wrong look, girls parade in underwear, youngsters down cheap booze until they vomit and drunken teens menace the narrow streets on quad bikes.
It’s just like being at home, only hotter. Book your trip to Zante, as advertised in the, er, Sun:
It’s magnifi-Zante - Book now to assure disappointment!
. . . head to Zante for two weeks for just £169 per adult and £99 per child including self catering at the three-star Mavrias Apartments ? flights from Birmingham on May 12. Deal based on five sharing.
Is that five sharing one girl or guy, or five sharing an alley?
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Sure there were no typos? A Zante is a grape innit. So rape might have been grape? Unless there was a bunch of them. Then it was a pack grape.
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Better still, book your holiday with the Sun and get a two for one offer on selling your ‘How I was Raped in Zante’ story to the Sun…
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm
It just seemed lıke an alley.