What is wrong with your new “updated” site ? I click on the thread I am interested in, it will say that there are X no: of responses yet only one page of same will be showing, not only are there no numbers by the responses, but there are no further page numbers until I click on the bit that says “RSS 2.0″ and then the boxes for the next pages show up, but - having read those, they then go away again and the whole process has to be gone through again and yet it quite cleartly shows in the side bar under “Recent Comments” that I have posted !! This is why I thought, some posts back, that I had been relegated to the “naughty chair”, is there some technique to navigating the new set-up which is passing me by ? and why are there Avatar boxes and not numbers beside the posters ? no-one is going to stick their picture on here for very obvious reasons, unless it is an alter-ego like Daffy Duck or something !!

I had 43 e-mails when I finally got Broadband again, have sent you the jokes.

Duncan……..very good! Whoever wrote that post has a great sense of humour, do you
know what Boabie Puller is meant to be?

I”m watching the cricket , Collingwood is out of his skin, pity Vaughan can”t do the same. Latest score 337 for 7.

Could this be the man Dolly Dimple saw ?

Twice he mentioned the mcscams on his page, the Barry george trial and the Antigua case

Fair, over here when there ISN’T a police car chasing up and down roads with sirens blaring …. I go into shock

Several years ago a young mother was attacked and left for dead in a leafy Surrey lane, but she astounded everyone by not only recovering as much as she could( still wheelchair bound) but also delivered her baby several months later.

We can all say what causes youngsters to behave like this, but who will be brave enough
to stem the tide?

I don”t think it can in any way be libellous, just very good satire.

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How would they prove who wrote the posts. We live in an age where computers are hacked all the time. We have a PC and several laptops being used where I post from. I could use any of the laptops here when the PC is not on (that is where the thingy that allows all the laptops access to the Internet is attached) and still get access to the Internet. I could park my car outside someones house or just sit out side in my garden and still get access to the Interenet via some other persons Internet access if they have it on and do not have any security to stop other people using it. I believe this is not against the Law unless there is security to access and some one hacks it. I am in no way computer literate and I know that. When I log on to this blog I click on watch in real time, it is not the location I am from that I see and not the location of my IP address either.

My defence will be:

When I go out I always leave my doors unlocked and sometimes the windows are also left open. I enjoy wining and dining with my friends in another friends back garden approx 100 mts from my house, in fact it is just like sitting in my own back garden I can see the top of the roof of my house from my friend Stu Pidder’s garden therefore I believe it is within the bounds of responsible home safety especially as we take it in turn to check on each others homes every 30 mins or so.
I am sure my Insurance Company would have no quibble with that when I need to make a claim if it were ever burgled. Every home owner does it! Although the chances of it being burgled in such circumstances are very rare hence the no need to lock up, imo.

Although there was one incident regarding a laptop in my home, I had gone to do my usual check and discovered my laptop had been moved, used and then replaced. I just knew as soon I entered the house that someone had been using it, the study door was half open, not the way I had left it, the small window to the rear was open, it was closed when I left. I looked at the desk and I could tell from the way the the mouse was sitting on the mat that it had been taken at some point in the evening and then replaced. I went back to Stu Pidder’s and finished my wine and Tapas although this did kinda bother me I decided not to let it interfere with my dinner and my social life, my friends are important to me and it was the kind of night we were all into each other so why spoil it.

However with the art of hindsight I think this has been happening over a long period of time, maybe 14-16 months. I decided to mention it to my mates cos it was starting to annoy me that someone could just go into my unlocked home and use my laptop, I mean you do not expect that where we live it is very safe, very quiet and I really did not think for a minute something like that would happen, if I did think that I would never have left the doors unlocked.

Anyway, I was telling my friends my sad news when my closest mate in the whole world, Dolly Dimple said that when she was checking her home (a few months ago, FFS some friend!) she saw a guy walking past my house. She knew he was a local, he had bright orange hair, he was peally whally white, wore a kilt, sipped Whisky from a small flask, was humming ‘Donald where’s your troosers’ and carried bag pipes under his right arm. She thought he was a bit odd because he had something under his left arm wrapped in a blanket with a mouse hanging out, she watched him walk up the street and he hid in a neighbours front garden. She said she walked up and peeped over the hedge to see what he was doing. He was sitting with what she now knows was my laptop, it had my name on it ‘Amya Moron’ but at the time she just thought someone shared the same name as me. She said he was sitting in the neighbours garden, she could see him clearly as the Streetlamp gave her a clear view, he was laughing like a hyena she could only see some of the words on the screen…3.. and… A…and…rows of pictures, then he was typing a word…Zodi….that was all she could see.
She said she would definately be able to recognize him again as he has a distinctive walk, it looks like he is doing the highland fling, she would recognize him any where despite not being able to see his face.

My witnesses for all the occassions that my laptop was used without my permission are:

Stu Pidder and his partner Ida Nyit.
Patty O’Furniture and her partner Pop Sickle.
Xavier Breath and his partner Sue Cherself.
Dolly Dimple and her partner Hyman Idiot.
And of course not forgetting my PR rep should I need one Boabie Puller.

I don”t understand “Boabie Puller”, will one of you enlighten me?

During my enforced four week “holiday” from Anorak I did read a couple of Articles
in the Express which were not on the front page relating to the McCanns employing
new Detectives. they will not give the name of the Firm, except to say they are
British and will operate from the U.K. with trips abroad when necessary. CM stated
Metodo 3 had only been receiving a retainer, in direct contrast to his Statement
earlier in the year saying a new three month contract with Metodo3 had been made.

Some days later, another report in the Express, page 5, said the McCann”s would
also be using Secret Service personnel.

August 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Saul Says:
“Now that Arguıdo status has been lıfted can we at last have an answer to the questıon.
“dıd you know Robert Murat” ”

And to the supplementary “Why did you react in that extraordinary way when you were first asked the question ?”

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Yawn, come poıntıes, ıts not that dıffıcult a questıon.
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Rıght Im off for some Anatolıan Soup.

(Bloody Hell Julıe, keep ıt down)

Ann
Yes,M3 still on board shifting ….err…stones
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They didn’t appear to be too interested in moving stones, perhaps they should try a few pebbles first, just to get into the swing of things. Perhaps they could move a few before Christmas …..

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M&A
Artemis
Well, what did they expect? Casting her in Equus was always a disaster waiting to happen.

August 2nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Ann
I was being sarcastic
“$$$$stones”
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….aaah !! je suis un idiot !!!!