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Learning Self-Hatred With Ivan Lewis And Fat School Report

by | 4th, August 2008

THERE no follows an announcement from the department of Heath & Efficinecy:

From September this year, parents of children who have been weighed and measured at school could automatically receive their child’s results in a bid to get parents to be more aware about healthy lifestyles, and help their children achieve a healthy weight, Health Minister Ivan Lewis announced today“.

No losing your fat report on the way home for shcool, kids, or eating it. Not any more:

Dad : “Where’s your report, son?”

Bunter : “I ate it, dad. I covered it in peanut butter and chocolate, deep-fat fried, and ate it squashed in a doughnut kebab.”

Says Ivan Lewis, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for the Department of Health (pictured with chins up; weight on

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