111-Year-Old Is First-Time Father
Viagra-fuelled over-45s having risky sex with people they meet through the internet are being blamed for a surge in sexually transmitted diseases among the middle-aged.
111-year-old to be first-time father
The high-profile sex romp early this year of Henry, a century-old tuatara from Invercargill, has resulted in his lover Mildred laying 12 eggs…He had never shown an interest in mating until he was caught getting intimate with the much younger Mildred, aged between 70 and 80.
Museum staff put Henry’s newfound desire down to a cancer growth being removed from his bottom.
Growing old disgracefully…
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August 8th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Was curious to see what you were all doing
Must be the voyeur in me !
August 8th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
No, it wasn’t.
It was the sex at 101 bit that caught my eye.
My intended marriage to a nonagarian billionaire has been put on hold…
August 8th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
So this is where you’re all hiding ?
August 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I notice that anorak in his infinite wisdom (?) didn’t make note of the fact that young George has been making the news again.
Scared of what he will unleash? sorry, ‘nlsh’.
chrs, m8!
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M&A
Artemis
Be warned; if I hear your death rattle as Carmen chokes you, I shall not intervene.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Stop sniggering at the misfortunes of others, Mic.
Otherwise Carmen may be moved to dismember you slowly as a ritual sacrifice to get the Olympics off to a good start.
Which reminds me; I never did hear back from the organisers about my suggestion that they substitute torches for batons in the relay races…
August 8th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Bugger the Mulberry Bush; I think Anoakor should have the decency to cluster bomb it back to the stone age.
Failing that, cluster bomb Clarrie…
August 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
How is life in there these days. I give it a wide berth unless I’m REALLY bored.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I’m leaving before the tone is lowered beyond redemption.
Ask yourselves, is this appropriate for daytime viewing?
If the answer is no then do feel free to communicate your concerns to the Southland Museum, in person if need be.
After all, is Henry’s and Mildred’s sex life a suitable matter for public discussion?
I think not; if they have any sense they will be on the phone to Max Mosley getting the name of his lawyer.
I will be happy to attend Court to explain just how distressed I was to hear about Henry’s bottom, which, surely, was between him and his medical advisors?
And Mildred, of course…
August 8th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
A right snapper.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
My neck is close enough to the ground as it is. If I wound it in any more, it would hit the ground between my feet.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
btw chenier and David; if you hadn’t already worked it out, Gladstone was nearly as famous for having his head run directly into his shoulders, as he was for his bowling.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
She’s got some neck; telling the Gladstone Small joke.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Yampster
If you have any pity in your heart, do it now!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I don’t know what the Gladstone Small joke is either, and I have lived in the UK for the last 31 years…
August 8th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Cancer on his bottom? That’s enough to slow anyone down…………
Good to hear the old fellow is feeling better
By the way, what’s the Gladstone Small joke?
I’ve spent the last 31 years living in the US, some of the references on here completely mystify me.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Did the earth move?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:45 am
…err…long life to you,mate!
August 7th, 2008 at 10:42 am
First one to tell the Gladstone Small joke gets banned
August 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am
He obviousley felt too self conscious to date prior to his plastic surgery.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:12 am
He had a growth removed from his bottom? It sounds like a big job to me