MICHAEL Gove makes oppotunistic comment. He gets headlines. He triggers debate. We all realise what he does. James Brown counters:
These magazines are designed to provide a weekly splash of fantasy: a world of wags, gags, lads and shags. They are irresponsible, short-term and narrow in their understanding of relationships because their purpose is to offer the reader a distraction from the stress of driving a van or fighting the Taleban.
Better yet, make the Taliban read lads mags with an air drop. Nuts, Front, FHM (Florida Holocaust Museum) and Loaded seem oddly appropriate title…
What would a Taliban lad’s mag be called?
Tally-ho!
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August 11th, 2008 at 5:00 am
Morning Coco.
Have you been working all night? I’ve just got up.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:47 am
SAND FLEAS!
(For men itching for it!)
August 11th, 2008 at 4:45 am
CAVE MEN!
(For men who have rocks in their heads!)
August 11th, 2008 at 4:44 am
SAND BOYS!
(For men who like sand!)
August 10th, 2008 at 1:42 am
I have just had Salman Rushdie on my mobile telling me to watch it - I could be put in a cell like Teddy Bear Mohammed and never seen again for some of this stuff I’ve put on here.
He’s told me to be careful walking past the take-aways.
I said I’m happy to be a Benezir - and anyway - it’s about time he stopped playing cat and mouse with these people and to stop hiding in my cellar. I need to decorate!
August 10th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Fucing hell! It’s a fucking good job they can’t get pissed in Afghanistan! lol.
I couldn’t even say that bjilibab - never mind spell it! lol
August 10th, 2008 at 1:14 am
‘UNDER THE BJILIBAB!’ - Or whatever it’s called! I only came back for supplies.
I am pissed now but noted Chatelaine’s comment and went to see you but you have gone - so will be back asap!
August 10th, 2008 at 1:12 am
‘ILLITERATES WIVES!’
(Photographs in full techni-black! - on a black back-ground!)
August 10th, 2008 at 1:09 am
‘9/11! 7/7 - 24/7!’
(For warrior men who have an interest in Western transport! - On every day of the year!)
August 10th, 2008 at 1:03 am
ME, MO AND MUSHARRAT!
(This is a code-book as wel - saying - Must memo Musharrat and tell him where we are up to!)
August 10th, 2008 at 1:00 am
‘AL AND MO!’
(Playing Alamo a la mode)
August 10th, 2008 at 12:57 am
‘BATTY BOTTY BOYS!’
For men who want to fight about sand!
August 10th, 2008 at 12:56 am
‘WWOW!’
(World without women,)
August 10th, 2008 at 12:54 am
‘ME, MO and the MUjAHADEEN!’
August 10th, 2008 at 12:53 am
‘MO’S BEST KEPT SECRETS!’
(rarely published in England!)
August 10th, 2008 at 12:52 am
all ‘BEARDS n BOLLOCKS!’
(RealMen)
August 10th, 2008 at 12:50 am
GUNS ‘N’SEMTEX!
August 10th, 2008 at 12:20 am
COCO
Can you have a look at the other thread? {Cliff - MM?}
Would appreciate your view on “trauma”.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:09 am
KUFR WITH CLITS!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
JISMIT!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
BURKHA BABES
August 9th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
BLOW ME up!
August 8th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Business News
Shahid bought a teddy bear for $10, named it Mohammed and sold it agin for $20.
The question is…. did he make a prophet?
August 8th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Please, desist from mentioning blow jobs. Reminds me of how Stevo made me the laughing stock of the day when I told about blowing up poor Mickey..
Btw nice butt on that picture Duncan, I feel so tempted to kick it…
August 8th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
yep, I heard most guys think they’re dynamite….
August 8th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
The work of the devil but someone has to have them
August 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Yampster - you’ve done this before!!
love to see what they have to say about blow jobs…..
August 8th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Vizir in collaboration with S. Cowell enterprises are proud to sponsor..
Talibans got Talent….Phwoarrrrrr
August 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Auditioning for the centrefold
August 8th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Readers letters
I was just coming back from Kabul. I had dropped off my mate in the market where he was going to explode himself among the infidel. ‘I’ll show them who’s got guts’ he said, ’see you in paradise’. My old Toyota pickup has not been the same since we drove it round the market place all day with 12 of us up armed to the teeth with AK’s and RPGs. Well, she broke down and there I am walking away as fast as I can before the bang when this Jeep pulls up alongside me. This strange ferenghee voice says ‘Would you like a lift, Ahmed?’. I looked inside and I couldn’t believe my eyes. Inside were four, yes four, Swedish nurses. You could see everything, eyes, hair, noses, lips and foreheads. The full monty!! Well, I was in the back of that truck like a Yemeni on Camel night………………………………………….
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
This is virgining on the ridiculous…