Big Brother 9: Up Jen And Down Dale

AS the Ninth Rule Of Big Brother states:

Evicted housemates should seek out a former housemate and declare that they fancy them and have had sex all night long.

So to today’s compliant Star’s front page, where readers learn that newly evicted Dale (the one who can’t breathe with his mouth closed) and past evictee Jennifer are in “LUST”.

Inside and Dale is up for a “sex fest”. Or as Dale puts it:

“I was ready to go. I was missing my friends and family.”

Such is the lust…

Anorak

Posted: 9th, August 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink