Comments on: Man Freed From Sex With Metal Park Bench

By: maggie

maggie — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:47:25 +0000

have to agree with mandee, the size of those holes is plain embarassing. Still pity the guy he must have been really desperate to go for a bench.

By: Mandee

Mandee — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:04:08 +0000

How pathetic. and look how small the holes are! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

By: sloppyseconds

sloppyseconds — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:10:57 +0000

What a loser. and what a complete waste of emergency resources, all those skilled workers - unavailable to a REAL incident while they deal with this idiot who inflicted this situation on himself. Should have sent one butcher to help with a cleaver and a dirty cloth.

By: Libby

Libby — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 00:05:48 +0000

I can’t help but think of Jim in American Pie ?

By: dairy

dairy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 08:23:45 +0000

…must be a masochist - that bench looks more like a cheese grater than anything, although on the plus side, I suppose he wouldn’t get splinters…?

By: chenier

chenier — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:49:26 +0000

With you all the way on that one, Skip; should we call the Old Bill out to Bill now, or wait till he incriminates himself further?

By: skip

skip — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:43:47 +0000

A park bench is one thing, but laying tables is sick.

By: b.camel.crusher

b.camel.crusher — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:46:29 +0000

Shouldn’t that be “lain”, Bill?

By: bill

bill — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 21:23:31 +0000

I dont know about sofas, but I’ve laid a few tables.

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:59:52 +0000

And Coco has enough ideas already…

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:53:00 +0000

Val

Sshh!!

You’ll be giving Coco ideas

By: coco

coco — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:52:20 +0000

My mate’s boy-friend used to get his hand stuck down the sides of other people’s sofas - looking for money - and we had to get the fire -brigade out for that once because my friend didn’t have a saw. That was embarrasing enough. If somebody we knew did it with their dick we would have to end the friendship I think.

By: val

val — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:48:26 +0000

Why didn”t he use a blow up Doll……..much safer.!!!!!!!

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:41:16 +0000

well, he seems to have mastered the first bit but things went downhill after that…

By: b.camel.crusher

b.camel.crusher — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:36:12 +0000

Was he taking part in the jerk, clean and lift?

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:01:35 +0000

I would have thought anything involving pumps would be a bit of a no-no…

By: bill

bill — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:53:32 +0000

Take my advice, and “stick” to bicycles.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:36:18 +0000

Rather like a sailor’s attitude - any port in the storm will do!

By: June

June — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:35:26 +0000

well his wife’s face is going to a picture, wonder if she is related to Mrs Bobbit?

By: PeterMac

PeterMac — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:53:29 +0000

An ice pack, or a photo of his mother-in-law, should have been sufficient.