Paul Gascoigne Leaves Shezza For Jizza
by Anorak | 10th, August 2008
“IT’S ME OR HIM,” vows the Sunday Mirror’s front-page pledge.
“She’s distraught as he walks out to be with old pal Jimmy Five Bellies.”
Poor Sheryl Gascoigne, for it is she, and Paul Gascoigne, for it is he. What woman cannot sympathise with Shezza?
But are we not the least bit titillated, intrigued that Gazza has left his lover to spend quality time with the gut-busting Jimmy Gardner?
What future for Gazza and, dare it go unsaid, Jizza..?
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