Comments on: Pastor Accused Of Grand Theft Dildo http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:27:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: dairy http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361449 dairy Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:32:20 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361449 I am not sure whether they are all upset because he burgled the woman's house or because he nicked her vibrator...??? I am not sure whether they are all upset because he burgled the woman’s house or because he nicked her vibrator…???

]]> By: coco http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361317 coco Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:09:35 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361317 I have just read a report that says he thought it was a Majick Wand and that it would bring him a grander house, bigger garden and an even bigger flock of beneficial friends - who would in turn, ply him with food and drink and tell him he was wonderful and wise! I've known vicars who wear ladies knickers - while doing funerals! And one who wears stockings under his cassock. Anorakians! The stories I could tell you about the people closest to my mate God! I have just read a report that says he thought it was a Majick Wand and that it would bring him a grander house, bigger garden and an even bigger flock of beneficial friends - who would in turn, ply him with food and drink and tell him he was wonderful and wise!

I’ve known vicars who wear ladies knickers - while doing funerals!

And one who wears stockings under his cassock.

Anorakians! The stories I could tell you about the people closest to my mate God!

]]> By: willo http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361142 willo Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:49:38 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361142 Can't comment on the taste. Never tasted a new one :) Can’t comment on the taste. Never tasted a new one :)

]]> By: willo http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361139 willo Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:48:24 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361139 New ones don't smell the same :) New ones don’t smell the same :)

]]> By: Noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361037 Noseycow Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:27:09 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361037 trembles with fear, cowering underneath the desk... :cry: ;) trembles with fear, cowering underneath the desk… :cry: ;)

]]> By: Noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361029 Noseycow Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:13:55 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361029 curiouser and curiouser.. now I could swear that I posted something suitably defamatory (evidence available on request for a very reasonable fee) on this thread. :???: Were could it have got to?? :???: Is Miss High and Mighty on duty today perchance? ;) ------- M&A Artemis For some reason that post ended in the spammer; it has now been released, though if you give me any more lip you may not be so lucky next time around. curiouser and curiouser..

now I could swear that I posted something suitably defamatory (evidence available on request for a very reasonable fee) on this thread. :???:

Were could it have got to?? :???:

Is Miss High and Mighty on duty today perchance? ;)

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M&A
Artemis
For some reason that post ended in the spammer; it has now been released, though if you give me any more lip you may not be so lucky next time around.

]]> By: Noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361024 Noseycow Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:57:54 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361024 chenier Says: August 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm Why steal one? There are any number of reasonably priced items at a sex shop near You, or, in this case, Him, and provided you don’t aspire to Coco de Mer goodies they are perfectly affordable even for a pastor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- leather chain link (precious metals only) Courts Sex toy connesiour (can't bloody spell :mad: ) Shoe fetish... Have I missed ought? chenier Says:

August 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Why steal one?

There are any number of reasonably priced items at a sex shop near You, or, in this case, Him, and provided you don’t aspire to Coco de Mer goodies they are perfectly affordable even for a pastor.

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leather

chain link (precious metals only)

Courts

Sex toy connesiour (can’t bloody spell :mad: )

Shoe fetish…

Have I missed ought?

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/187656/anorak-in-new-york/pastor-accused-of-grand-theft-dildo.html/comment-page-1#comment-361017 chenier Sun, 10 Aug 2008 12:41:11 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=187656#comment-361017 Why steal one? There are any number of reasonably priced items at a sex shop near You, or, in this case, Him, and provided you don't aspire to Coco de Mer goodies they are perfectly affordable even for a pastor. So was it the thrill of forbidden fruit? Why steal one?

There are any number of reasonably priced items at a sex shop near You, or, in this case, Him, and provided you don’t aspire to Coco de Mer goodies they are perfectly affordable even for a pastor.

So was it the thrill of forbidden fruit?

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