Germans Ban Kinder Eggs For Paedos
NEWS reaches Anorak that German lawmakers want to ban Kinder surprise eggs.
“Children cannot tell the difference between a toy and food,” the Welt newspaper cites Miriam Gruss from the commission as saying.
This is a sure sign on how stupid German children now are, especially the fat ones like Augustus Gloop. The time is ripe for an invasion. But there is more:
Says a spokeswoman for Ferrero, who make the device: “There is absolutely no evidence that there is an increased danger from the combination of food and toys.”
Oh no. Anorak hears that anti-paedo campaigners have long believed the combination of pocket-sized chocolate and toy a clear and present danger.
These egg-shaped lures should be banned before it is too late. We must act now!
Posted: 10th, August 2008 | In: Food & Fat, Politicians, Strange But True Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 11th, 2008 at 11:24 am
do criminals convicted of egg theft get put into custardy…..?
August 11th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Willo …….. Eggsactly what I was thinking.
You have beaten me to it! I am boiling with so much rage that it is frying my brains and I can’t see a sunny-side to this at all.
I think that the yoke is on them though - if they take them out of production.
Very young children cannot tell the difference between toys and food - but then again - these eggs are not aimed at children who are not clever enough to put all the bits of plastic crap together anyway!
And the average paedophile doesn’t need to entice a child as young as that with an egg made of chocolate. Nor would they entice them with Lego or meccano - which are wholly indigestable - My Brother is happy to personally verify this!
August 11th, 2008 at 12:23 am
There is actually a very large collectors market in these eggs and I’m sure speculators will be scrambling to make a fortune. I heard some nuns in Benedict have stockpiled kinders hoping to get a coop.
No doubt a shell company will be used.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Horrider eggs?
August 10th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Bin der eggs?