Madeleine McCann: When Portugal Attacks
IT had to happen. After months of rubbishing the Portuguese, the Star reports that an armada of “bungling”, perverted “sardine munchers” are “preparing for an attack on British shores”.
Right now hundreds if not as many as three (spotted thus far!) Portuguese Man O’ War are “massing out at sea in big groups”.
“Jelly and I scream,” says the Star. “Killer beast mass off UK.”
The Portuguese are upon us…
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August 12th, 2008 at 11:19 am
brandon flours Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 11:17 am
lone would you like a reference ???
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Errr …. part-time sliding down embankment jobs do not go down well in a CV …
August 12th, 2008 at 11:17 am
lone would you like a reference ???
August 12th, 2008 at 11:15 am
cheers all xx
August 12th, 2008 at 11:10 am
LP…. I really wish you luck with the job app. fingers crossed.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:09 am
lone pigeon Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I can’t calm down - i gotta get my cv done
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Well get moving my birdie ….. and GOOD LUCK
August 12th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I can’t calm down - i gotta get my cv done
August 12th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Julie
they are available free on the NHS, through your district nurse (but you are only funded for max 4 nappies per day)
August 12th, 2008 at 11:04 am
lone pigeon Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 10:40 am
I can’t control myself!!!!!
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Can I recommend a good brand of incontinence nappies
August 12th, 2008 at 11:04 am
new thread…for what?
August 12th, 2008 at 11:00 am
The mccanns are playing a very dangerous game here with their insistance in saying that Madeleine has been seen with arab looking women…..may be portugal is not the one which is going to attack……?
new ’sightings’ of Madeleine in Belgium in a week, 12 August 2008
30 new ’sightings’ of Madeleine in Belgium in a week Daily Express
By Nick Fragge in Brussels
Tuesday August 12, 2008
They come a week after a blonde, blue-eyed child was spotted outside a Brussels bank, pleading with a north African woman in English to be allowed to go home.
And images of the little girl, walking hand in hand with the veiled Moroccan in the rundown Arab-dominated Molenbeek St Jean quarter, have raised hopes fears that Madeleine is alive and being held in the country”
I am just a call away
http://www.mccannfiles.com/id79.html
August 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Jo
well you know where to get one!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I feel like a murderer today
August 12th, 2008 at 10:42 am
lone
August 12th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Any dickheads around?
August 12th, 2008 at 10:40 am
i had read a bit but not all of last night - very good indeed. I’m totally on one at the moment. I’ve just found a job that pays 10k a year more than what i’m on at the mo. I’m totally experienced for it AND it’s 5 mile from where I live meaning that I would actually be on 15k more a year and be at home by 6pm AND there’s a car too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t control myself!!!!!
August 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
brandon flours Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
lone
Ask Garth
Doris was performing fallacio on him last night
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August 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am
lone
Ask Garth
Doris was performing fallacio on him last night
August 12th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Spain gets amarals book in September
Jo get purchasing and selling fr us
August 12th, 2008 at 10:32 am
ello all - how’s it hanging?
August 12th, 2008 at 10:27 am
‘Allo Birdie
August 12th, 2008 at 10:27 am
lone
August 12th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Merrily we start the day,
Start the day, start the day.
Merrily we start the day,
All of us at school
August 12th, 2008 at 9:36 am
June (off topic)
We are seriousley considering getting a puppy for Christmas.
I know that Christmas & puppies are not usually advised but as we are looking into it so far in advance (having discussed it for the last 15 year) I thought that it would be nice for the children if said pup could arrive for Christmas.
Would be best if its a pup because of the cats.
The RSPCA don’t rehome pups, and breeders only do pedigrees. We are looking for a large cross / heinz 57.
Any advice where I should look please?
August 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Meanwhile C&C … if you can’t nod off … you can always try my instant toothache cure …. guaranteed to induce peaceful sleep …… never tried it on children though
August 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Talking of P men of war…
Did anyone read Junes forum post about the increasing number of animal attacks?
http://www.anorak.co.uk/forums/topic.php?id=1682
makes this thread quite scary….
August 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
sleep well C&C
August 12th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Meanwhile… having been working all night I suddenly feel the need to take to my bed. BBL maybe.
August 12th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Noseycow…. will see what I can do!
August 12th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Noseycow Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Julie
We’ll search every bar/ restaurent!
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……… and scour the beaches from morning till night …..
August 12th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Nosey, I put a link up to what Stopayne is, so you can see if you can get the equivalent. The spammer devil grabbed it - will have to wait for one of the M&A to please release it.
August 12th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Julie
We’ll search every bar/ restaurent!