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Madeleine McCann: When Portugal Attacks

by | 12th, August 2008

IT had to happen. After months of rubbishing the Portuguese, the Star reports that an armada of “bungling”, pervertedsardine munchers” are “preparing for an attack on British shores”.

Right now hundreds if not as many as three (spotted thus far!) Portuguese Man O’ War are “massing out at sea in big groups”.

“Jelly and I scream,” says the Star. “Killer beast mass off UK.”

The Portuguese are upon us…

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