
Madeleine McCann: With Columnist Fergus Shanahan And The Maddie Squad
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
THE COLUMNISTS
FERGUS SHANAHAN: “SWOOP FOR MADDIE”
“I tried to imagine the misery Kate and Gerry McCann must be going through with these Maddie sightings. It’s too awful.”
See the Sun’s front-page Maddie update in which she is served an ice-cream in Brussels. Shanahan is the paper’s deputy editor. It’s too awful…
“They must cling to any hope. But some of the latest rash of ‘sightings’ are based on thin detail.”
The ice-cream was chocolate.
“Sadly, the Maddie tragedy is attracting its fair-share of attention seekers”
The Sun’s front page says the ice-cream was cold and sweet – just how Maddie likes them!
“It seems unlikely that Europe’s most instantly recognisable child would be walked through city streets by her abductors.”
More likely she’d stop and be bought an ice cream…
“But if convincing reports of sightings continue, Scotland Yard should set up a Maddie squad capable of moving instantly anywhere in Europe.”
On the Sun’s word…
Posted: 12th, August 2008 | In: Madeleine McCann, Tabloids Comments (348) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 12th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Karen Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
jass
Maria and coolandcalm are not old muttons! They’re very nice and motherly.
And we’re a shower of delinquents.
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KAREN KITTEN! LOL! Are they motherly in the Clan sense? lol
Thanks ever so much for this- I understand them a hell of a lot better now!!!!
They sound like two women trying to sound posh - who don’t get enough sex - which leaves them terribly frustrated to the point that they come on here and start patronising people who are not as stupid as they are.
I always wonder what makes people have a pop for nothing when there are serious discrepancies that we have to sleuth about
August 12th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Chenier
Did you see the (alledged) picture of G’s timeline that he wrote a few hours after ‘Zero hour’ ?
Interesting that he writes that Mat O listened at all three windows on his check.
Are the statements available anywhere yet?
August 12th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
jass Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Coco,
Loving your work, especially where old muttons Maria and Hot and Bothered are concerned.
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Oh Jass! I don’t know if you read the first threads this morning from Professor Pious Pam and the other Half-Wit but Christ - it was like being back at fucking school.
I was being given lessons in morality and pig-rearing - and then they started on about knives.
I didn’t think it appropriate to throw the mutton dagger in this morning because they were both well out of their depth - but tonight I thought - fuck it! LOL!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
coco Says:
Dodgy - with wealthy blokes who own top modes of transport again!!!
With mates - up there! Where some of us don’t belong!
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Oh for a Dad in a high place
I always think of you and jo as kindred spirits - don’t know why but I thought I’d ask coz I’m sooooooo nosey.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
It may, in hindsight, have been a very bad decision on the part of Team McCann not to bend the arms of the reluctant T7′ers and haul them back for the reconstruction.
As the days go by and it becomes more and more obvious that there isn’t anything left to investigate, without the reconstruction.
After all, the timeline seems to show some serious discrepancies…
August 12th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
noseycow Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
coco
are you Jo?
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M&A
Artemis
No.
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I am actually beaming with pride that anybody would think that I was Jo - Who I’m missing terribly by the way - but I read your posts.
Sadly I am not Jo. I am Coco with serious mental health problems.
But thanks ever so much!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
jass
Maria and coolandcalm are not old muttons! They’re very nice and motherly.
And we’re a shower of delinquents.
M and A
Karen does that include us? the deliinquents, I mean
August 12th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Nosecow says …….. Very very very shame about Kirsty - lots of dodgeyness about that case as well.
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Dodgy - with wealthy blokes who own top modes of transport again!!!
With mates - up there! Where some of us don’t belong!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Judging from the desperate way in which the Sun tried to hang on to the Belgian ’sighting’ it looks as if even Rebekka whatsername may be wondering where the next world-exclusive is coming from.
Though I’m sure some random nutter or wannabe Z-list celeb will oblige…
August 12th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Nite Lone ….. Take it easy! To quote the Eagles. lol
PETERMAC ……… Precisely! I agree with every word of your last post.
This is why I support Amaral wholly. You must know what it’s like when superior officers take over. Leaving the people who are investigating in a proper pickle and a quandary.
But superiors and seniors from a foreign country sticking their beaks in must be absolutely galling for the Portuguese.
I don’t think that the investigation was badly done at all. Not at all.
It would have been extremely difficult for Amaral to take control when all the Clan were jumping about like a box of frogs and screaming and crying.
I think that the doctors played at being supercilious arrogant bastards and talked to the police like they were from Mars. I think respect went out of the window on both sides at that very point.
Poor Portuguese officers! I don’t believe for one minute that they will allow themselves to go down in history as being so slip-shod. I really don’t.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Coco,
Loving your work, especially where old muttons Maria and Hot and Bothered are concerned.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
artemis
how come you always get the graveyard shift? Is it the peril of the newbie?
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M&A
Artemis
Not always, Noseycow.
I am not a morning person; when you get to my age it takes a while to get going. Immortality is not all that it is cracked up to be.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Ohhhh - its the scary one
August 12th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
coco
are you Jo?
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M&A
Artemis
No.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
nosey - you gotta keep looking and have patience you will start to see them - it’s the perseid meteor showers they come every year the full peak was 2am yesterday morning but they are showing until aug 14th but I have to admist it’s not easy - best way is to llie on the ground if it’s not too wet.
I’m not a geeky astronomer or anything - just so you know !!!!!!!!!! pmsl
nite anyway
August 12th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Nite Lone
Good luck with the application
(not that you need it!)
August 12th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
PeterMac
You almost sound like you just might believe that she is ‘out there’
August 12th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
nite all
August 12th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Lone/Coco
Sky is beautiful and clear here - just been stood outside looking up - but no shooting stars.
Mr Nosycow thinks i’m mad! he’s right (for once)
Very very very shame about Kirsty - lots of dodgeyness about that case aswell.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
annie1 ……. I don’t know if my tablets heighten my awareness but my intuitive, streetwise and psychic side says that they know for sure - in their own hearts - that she won’t be seen on CCTV - But it would be nice to see them making an effort to at least appease people like me.
And maybe just go along with it all - just for us - just once or twice …..
August 12th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
yeah what a terrible way to go too RIP
August 12th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Noseycow ……. Beautiful lady Ms McColl and lovely lyrics.
Couldn’t see bugger all because it’s really cloudy. Beautiful sky in the South where the Moon is lighting up a huge cloud though.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
oh peter you gone and spoiled it now
August 12th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Maria Says:
August 12th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Sun and DM have the story online but HOURS after it was reported in European press, I gather. Similarly Sky….hours late.
Sun probably knew but wanted to get another day out of it first. Even then they reported the WHOLE story all over again after admitting a Belgian man “claimed” (!) the girl was his daughter, including the guard saying that he’d “bet everything he owned” that it was Madeleine. Good job nobody took him up on the bet…..EDIT”
When I was on the Force, one of the things lower class women used to say was “I swear on by baby’s life…”
Which invariably meant they were guilty. Invariably. Always. Never once did they use that formula to indicate real innocence.
["Find the body and prove we did it..." really bothers me.]
But the guard must have known that there was a million pounds reward, so why did not he, and all the other false and idiot and attention seeking witnesses, actually DO anything. Venezuelan idiot, Cornish Social worker, Amsterdam ‘coffee shop’ frequenters.
To all of you out there …in the parallel Universe three inches to the right of our real world…
IF YOU SEE MADELEINE MCCANN, GRAB HER, ALERT THE POLICE TO ARREST THE PERSON OR PERSONS SHE IS WITH, ASSIST IN ANY WAY HER RECOVERY, AND THEN CLAIM YOUR MILLION POUNDS REWARD.
Otherwise, just shut up.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
hello nosy -i’m gonna have to go to bed now - i’ve got a right crook in me neck now
August 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Lone /coco
reminds me of that classic line from Kirsty McCalls New England..
I saw two shooting stars last night
I wished on them but they were only satellites
Its wrong to wish on space hardware
I wish, i wish, i wish you’d care…
August 12th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Absolutely coco - but I still feel very strongly that as a parent, the slightest inclination that someone had seen my missing daughter, then all logic would fly out of the window - just in case. That is, of course, unless I knew absolutely that it couldnt possibly be her, but couldnt say so.
August 12th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
lone pigeon ……. Will just whip outside and have a look. I always make a wish when I see a shooting star. How sad am I ?lol
August 12th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
annie1 ……… I don’t know if I am psychic, shrewd or just too intuitive for my own good - but I tend to discount every single ’sighting’ without waiting for it to be investigated………
Paedophiles and people who abduct children for other reasons are seriously underestimated by the police and the media if they think for one minute that these children are paraded about in public places after being taken
August 12th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Hands up anyone who thinks that had the McCanns even THOUGHT that it could have been Madeleine - they would have been in Brussels in a heart beat? But did they go - did they hell as like!! They dont have the suspect status as an excuse now - do they? Its less than an hour, the flight to Brussels..Would you have gone?? I know I would have.