Madeleine McCann: Belgian Paedos, Foreign Nannies And Joke Shops Jokes
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
GLASGOW DAILY RECORD: “She’s Not Maddie.. She’s My Daughter”
If the Hollies sang Madeleine…
The father of a blonde girl captured on CCTV in Brussels on August 4 came forward to reveal that the youngster was his daughter.
The blonde ice-cream-eating girl with the North African woman?
Belgian federal prosecutor’s office spokeswoman Lieve Pellens says: “Obviously for him, it was very easy recognising the girl accompanied by a woman in a veil. It’s her nanny, a young Moroccan woman who is qualified to look after children and works in a care centre.”
But there are paedos in Belgium right?
Pellens suggested Belgians were more sensitive to the case because of the country’s horrific recent record, in particular the case of paedophile and child killer Marc Dutroux. He tortured and sexually abused six girls aged between 8 and 19 in 1995 and 1996. He murdered two of them.
Fred West lived with his wife Rosemary at…
DAILY EXPRESS: “GIRL SEEN OUTSIDE BANK NOT MADELEINE”
It’s “fresh blow”.
DAILY MAIL: “Fresh heartache for McCanns as police say Belgian sighting is NOT Madeleine”
It’s a “desperate blow”
THE SUN: “McCanns: Our search goes on”
It’s not Maddie with the foreign-looking woman.
Spokesman Clarence Mitchell added: “Kate and Gerry would also like to thank this girl’s parents for going to police.”
But maybe next time he could hire a blonde nanny and not scare us so?
DAILY MIRROR: “Crack USA team hired by McCanns”
Kate and Gerry McCann have hired a team of top US investigators to spearhead the hunt for their missing daughter Madeleine. The top secret outfit includes former CIA, FBI and American special forces personnel.
Let’s bomb Belgium, Portugal and Morocco. The axis of Maddie…
THE GUARDIAN: “Edinburgh festival rapid review: Jim Bowen”
He’s probably been telling them for 40 years, but Bowen’s mildewed gags still haven’t lost all their charm. “My mother was a good sport,” he explains at the outset, “and my father was the crew of the Ark Royal.” Ba-doosh! Well I laughed, anyway, and so did all the silver-haired groupies in the front row. It is much too easy to mock this old style of comedy and overlook the genuine ingenuity and skill that it still involves - neither of which are exactly universal in contemporary standup. Besides, the foibles of Yorkshiremen and mothers-in-law now feel positively fresh compared with jokes about Madeleine McCann and Josef Fritzl.
Bingo!
Edinburgh festival: Is low-level sexism enterta
On arrival at this year’s Edinburgh festival, I steeled myself for plenty of sexist comments and jokes about rape, paedophilia, Elisabeth Fritzl and Madeleine McCann. I wasn’t disappointed.
Can you spot Madeleine, perhaps in a joke, or a joke shop?
Posted: 13th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids Comments (108) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Catalina
Do you think Amaral will donate some of his greedy profits to the McCanns to help them find their dau ghter? You know, the little girl that he really wants found?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:49 am
OK, then iCommentariat, give me one reason why anyone would even bother to respond to this new robotic Garth?
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Nope, thats not an answer, just a cop out.
Infact Karma chameleon, lets hear you start us off……….
August 13th, 2008 at 8:49 am
And there’s more! According to Correio da Manhâ, the new detectives are being paid 166,000 Pounds a month and a British newspaper is helping to fund the payments as part of its redress for having printed defamatory news about the McCanns. Amaral’s book is being published in Spain in early September. I’m ordering a copy!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:48 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
A Ministry of Justice would be a good starting point.
The UK seems to be lacking such presently.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Okay then Numpties. Give me one reason that points to the McCanns being involved in a cover up?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:45 am
Reasons to fink the McCanns are involved in a cover up……..
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Fankoo.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:44 am
carmen
No problem carmen
August 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
WTF! Darling! Thank you - no sugar.
Matt - do you know about the Commentariat Party that is in formation? Because you can pick your own Ministry if you are quick!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Matt. Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Not to worry then.
Please continue your lack of comprehension.
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August 13th, 2008 at 8:42 am
wtf Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:38 am
morning coco
I have to agree with that one, is this latest move designed to make us think how innocent they are in light of files being made public, although what a damp squid that has been!
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Jezuz wept, wtf’s wrong wiv you people?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:41 am
coco
As minister for refreshment, would you like a cup of tea?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
WTF …….. Depends on which statement they made - on which day they made it - with or without their other halfs in the room - or more importantly - what had been said in the public domain at that time!
Coz it usually changed the day after! lol
It’s like an improvised play - different every night! Pure theatre - like in the old days.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Not to worry then.
Please continue your lack of comprehension.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
JULIA …….. We are all actually very lovely! Carmen is actually being too kind to Garth who should have been flayed and rolled in salt some months ago -
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Blimey that sounds fun!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:38 am
morning coco
I have to agree with that one, is this latest move designed to make us think how innocent they are in light of files being made public, although what a damp squid that has been!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Matt. Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Pointless ?
Not at all me young mccannylicker.
I know it’s Wednesday…..13/8/08….Carmen and Anorak keeps me up to date.
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I hear your point mcfannylicker but fail to comprehend it.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:36 am
WTF! Morning Kitten! They weren’t that desperate then coz things weren’t too sticky. lol
August 13th, 2008 at 8:35 am
aanother thing, didnt oldfield say he didnt notice maddie on his check cos her bed was in the middle of the cots, from the photo maddies bed is the first you see
August 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
morning all
why did it take solong for the odious pair to hire a fab team of detectives, after squanderingmoney on a bunch of idiots, i think i would have hired the best at the biginning, not at this late stage!!!!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
JULIA …….. We are all actually very lovely! Carmen is actually being too kind to Garth who should have been flayed and rolled in salt some months ago - but for the fact that the more credit he gives the Clan - the more the subject is talked about - in retaliation.
When he finally pops any videos up - be warned that one may be to do with drowning the kittens that his cat had the other day - because he did not humanely have the animals aborted - but then again - we usually just skip straight past his posts.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 7:02 am
edit
Madeline must be Princess Diana’s secret daughter, it’s the only explanation.
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I was SOOOOO excited to read this comment - it was a favourite theory of mine around 9 months ago,
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Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Mrs T
Probably sitting on her fat quarters at this hour of the day. I’ve no doubt she will insert the needle at a later point.
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M and A
Nosey ‘fat quarters’ are not her bum , look em up, the needle is the clue
August 13th, 2008 at 8:32 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I have no doubt that Clarence will keep us all fully informed of all
contributions, old and new.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Pointless ?
Not at all me young mccannylicker.
I know it’s Wednesday…..13/8/08….Carmen and Anorak keeps me up to date.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Of course Julia, unless you’ve got something articulate to say whereby we can all sit back in awe and applaud slowly then shutup!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Garth
Thanks!!
Coco
Yes I do have a pretty name and I am a DARLING LOL
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Good Morning Matt! It’s alleged on another site that there’s been a shed-load of money pumped down the Rothley pipe-line.
So no worries about this snow-ball stopping rolling.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:19 am edit
luv it!
Julia
You are wasting your time being sincere here with these bunch of prats!
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Truth gets you right there dont it?
August 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Matt. Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:22 am
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Pointless posting to Carmen me old mate. She can’t help you.
Feck me, dont you know anyfin’.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:23 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:21 am
JULIA ……. You have another potential fan member there as well.
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coco
I have a little video i shot for you the other day. When i get chance i will up load it so you can have a look.
Don’t worry your little coconuts though, all very humane. glug glug ……..
August 13th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 7:02 am
“”Kate and Gerry McCann have hired a team of top US investigators to s
pearhead the hunt for their missing daughter Madeleine. The top secret
outfit includes former CIA, FBI and American special forces personnel.”"
Lummy……What with M3, Mr (I just do as I’m told) Hogan, CRG, SAS…and now
this load of Ex’s , I hope that Clarence soon gives us a complete breakdown of
what all of these bods are costing Dr G P’s Fund.
It is imperative that he does….we wouldn’t want the Fund running dry due to
poor Accountancy habits by the Administrator, (the name of whom has not been
provided as yet). Nor have Dr G P looking glumly at the the negative equity figs.
How can future donators arrive at a realistic conclusion regarding what would
be a sensible sum to donate in the circumstances ??
Give us the full details Clarence….you know it makes sense.