Madeleine McCann: Belgian Paedos, Foreign Nannies And Joke Shops Jokes
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
GLASGOW DAILY RECORD: “She’s Not Maddie.. She’s My Daughter”
If the Hollies sang Madeleine…
The father of a blonde girl captured on CCTV in Brussels on August 4 came forward to reveal that the youngster was his daughter.
The blonde ice-cream-eating girl with the North African woman?
Belgian federal prosecutor’s office spokeswoman Lieve Pellens says: “Obviously for him, it was very easy recognising the girl accompanied by a woman in a veil. It’s her nanny, a young Moroccan woman who is qualified to look after children and works in a care centre.”
But there are paedos in Belgium right?
Pellens suggested Belgians were more sensitive to the case because of the country’s horrific recent record, in particular the case of paedophile and child killer Marc Dutroux. He tortured and sexually abused six girls aged between 8 and 19 in 1995 and 1996. He murdered two of them.
Fred West lived with his wife Rosemary at…
DAILY EXPRESS: “GIRL SEEN OUTSIDE BANK NOT MADELEINE”
It’s “fresh blow”.
DAILY MAIL: “Fresh heartache for McCanns as police say Belgian sighting is NOT Madeleine”
It’s a “desperate blow”
THE SUN: “McCanns: Our search goes on”
It’s not Maddie with the foreign-looking woman.
Spokesman Clarence Mitchell added: “Kate and Gerry would also like to thank this girl’s parents for going to police.”
But maybe next time he could hire a blonde nanny and not scare us so?
DAILY MIRROR: “Crack USA team hired by McCanns”
Kate and Gerry McCann have hired a team of top US investigators to spearhead the hunt for their missing daughter Madeleine. The top secret outfit includes former CIA, FBI and American special forces personnel.
Let’s bomb Belgium, Portugal and Morocco. The axis of Maddie…
THE GUARDIAN: “Edinburgh festival rapid review: Jim Bowen”
He’s probably been telling them for 40 years, but Bowen’s mildewed gags still haven’t lost all their charm. “My mother was a good sport,” he explains at the outset, “and my father was the crew of the Ark Royal.” Ba-doosh! Well I laughed, anyway, and so did all the silver-haired groupies in the front row. It is much too easy to mock this old style of comedy and overlook the genuine ingenuity and skill that it still involves - neither of which are exactly universal in contemporary standup. Besides, the foibles of Yorkshiremen and mothers-in-law now feel positively fresh compared with jokes about Madeleine McCann and Josef Fritzl.
Bingo!
Edinburgh festival: Is low-level sexism enterta
On arrival at this year’s Edinburgh festival, I steeled myself for plenty of sexist comments and jokes about rape, paedophilia, Elisabeth Fritzl and Madeleine McCann. I wasn’t disappointed.
Can you spot Madeleine, perhaps in a joke, or a joke shop?
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August 13th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Garth
Totally agree! Why after all this time would they still be bringing attention to themselves and spending fund money on yet, more investigators. They had every opportunity when they got back from Portugal to quietly go into the background.
Also I really enjoyed your reason for the cover up!!! LOL
August 13th, 2008 at 9:41 am
coco
could you put it in a tupperware dish for me please, i may freeze some!
welcome aboard carmen, i personally am going to make it my business to negotiate with ministers all over the globe to get fantastic deals on refreshments of the alcoholic variety. Have brilliant arrangement with m3 to bring in lots of duty free fags!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am
y are u all taking the piss?? this is a real child that is missing and u lot just think its funny and keep cracking jokes about the case! I do believe that police are trying their best to find maddie and so are the people of the public who believe to have seen her. You all must not have a life to sit and slag off the people who are trying hard to save this little girl. I would love a reason to why you do this. Do you find it funny that a little girl is in terrrible danger? Or are you all just heartless?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Catalina
i haven’t got started yet!!!!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:30 am
noseycow Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 9:14 am
1- leave twins in room alone when you are ’sure’ you other daughter has been abducted
2- while the whole town is out searching - making 11 (ish) phone calls to friends and family
3 -The content of those 11 phone calls was false - window / shutter not jemmied and door not locked.
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Not forgetting that the details of those phone calls were then allegedly deleted from the mobile phones’ memories immediately afterwards
August 13th, 2008 at 9:28 am
keep up keep up!
New thread
It is the anorak olympics
August 13th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Coco said….
But now coolandcalm has arrived I am going to fuck off because she winds me up and bugs me.
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its okay, I understand… off to therapy with you.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Garth Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 9:05 am
I quickly moved onto the next post when I got to the part of your post which
said, “normal family”.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Garth
Why a cover up? Why a P.R. blitz?
To look good.
It’s clearly something the McCain’s are obsessed about - or they wouldn’t have spouted all that crap about it being like being in their back garden.
And Gerry loves the limelight.
What they’re doing isn’t normal - so our explanations are more sensible than you’re excuses.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:18 am
CARMEN! That will be a fab idea. And we shouldn’t laugh or get paranoid - but GCHQ are watching as we type.
I don’t think we know how influential our fucking about is yet. I feel like we are at the very cutting edge of something massive.
But now coolandcalm has arrived I am going to fuck off because she winds me up and bugs me.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 9:12 am
CATALINA …….’Wouldn’t you have thought that they would have rushed to meet her, listen to her story,’
NO! Lol! They haven’t got time to f… about like us. lol”
Or… - they know there is no point .
August 13th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Coco
i did request that I be minister for spelling (PLEASE) bats eyelids
August 13th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Garth
1 - leave twins in room alone when you are ’sure’ you other daughter has been abducted
2- while the whole town is out searching - making 11 (ish) phone calls to friends and family
3 -The content of those 11 phone calls was false - window / shutter not jemmied and door not locked.
I’ll continue when you’ve answered the above
August 13th, 2008 at 9:14 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 9:10 am
WTF …… I’ve got a big crock of stewed tripe with bits of bollocks on the side here before the next pile of news from the Clan arrives - would you like a bowl?
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Can’t you change the menu…………. you’ve been feeding tripe and bollocks for far too long!
August 13th, 2008 at 9:12 am
CATALINA …….’Wouldn’t you have thought that they would have rushed to meet her, listen to her story,’
NO! Lol! They haven’t got time to fuck about like us. lol
August 13th, 2008 at 9:11 am
coco Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Ah……
Ok…..Ministry for Debunking Clarryisms.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:10 am
WTF …… I’ve got a big crock of stewed tripe with bits of bollocks on the side here before the next pile of news from the Clan arrives - would you like a bowl?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:08 am
Apologies if I’ve interupted your early morning yawn but hey………..
August 13th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Matt. That went on Monday night. With loads of other jobs that we gave to each other.
It will be essentially democratic - but it will be autocratic on any day with a Y in it. But not if somebody puts up a really good argument and I like them personally.
Yes - there is going to be much Nepotism!
Carmen - If that is what you want - then I am sure that WTF will second me in saying welcome aboard!
Don’t go using your MODs Power against me now you are in my gang.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Tracy, Knysna, SA Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Garth
Okay, I’ll start:
1. People who lie have something to hide.
Next?
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Very good Tracy. Now tell me, who are y ou talking about and how do you know that someone is lying? Ta
August 13th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Anyone? Come on people.
We just want a reason as to why a normal family would apparently
cover up the death of their daughter to save their careers and why the British goverment would get involved (not to mention every other tom dick and harry) to help them in their search for her whereabouts whilst being investigated by a Portuguese numpty who was thrown off the case and who also faces charges of perjury.
Oh and who’s apparent arguido status was lifted because there was not one bit of evidence which suggests they were in anyway shape or form involved in a cover up?
Erm what else have we got……….
ah thats it, and for a family to continue to pay investigators to search for their daughter and who want the case to be reopened by the Portuguese etc etc etc
Any takers?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Catalina
The McCanns don’t do anything personally - except jog, play tennis, eat tapas and give interviews to the press (when Clarrie has a day off).
August 13th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Garth
Okay, I’ll start:
1. People who lie have something to hide.
Next?
August 13th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Garth
Okay, I’ll start.
1.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Catalina Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:56 am
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Very good point
……….. and the next!
August 13th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Tracy, Knysna, SA Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Would anyone like to answer Garth’s questions
1
2
3
4
or maybe we could make it 1 - 100!!
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Well done Tracy, only dont forget, you’ve got to put an answer against the numbers.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Curiouser and curiouser. The article doesn’t say which newspaper it is, but that sounds awfully coincidental!
I’m also surprised that the McCanns don’t seem to be personally following up the more credible-seeming ’sightings’; when the Dutch woman was brought to the U.K. by a British newspaper, she only met ‘representatives’ of the McCanns (i.e. Clarence). Wouldn’t you have thought that they would have rushed to meet her, listen to her story, and see whether they could glean any more information from her which could help them find out whether it was Madeleine that she had seen? Instead, they sit at home and get other (paid) people to rush about on their behalf. Odd, IMO.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Carmen Says:
August 13th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Garth
Every word you have uttered in the last six months has been a cop out.
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Well lets try again then being as this is a forum for dabate. Apparently. So if you would like to start us off as your comments are always well respected. ahem
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Morning all.
No news again… what’s happening to all those pages of reports? so far only about one and a half pages seem to have been translated….. Even the Portugese press (the real PT press not the comics) has been short on reports. Too weird.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Would anyone like to answer Garth’s questions
1
2
3
4
or maybe we could make it 1 - 100!!