Ahhhh…. so now we know the type of person who inhabits Honest Dave Camoron’s favourite think-tank.

What kind of people ‘gather round to be appalled and outraged’???

It reminds me of an old bloke who wrote to a local rag once to complain that he had been recording prostitutes having sexual liaisons in his garden for years!

But that now he was sick of it - and was going to the police with all his tapes of evidence!

This was before Viagra! I bet he wants all his tapes back now.

People in Oldham should not be allowed to breed!

Probably put them both over his knee and spanked them jolly hard!

It’s just another way of having a break!

Some people have to run off and have a fag or do prayers - and some people have to shag at the back of the office - because they can’t see each other out of work’s time - simple.

One of them may be married you see - or have a partner.

I would like to think that it was a casting couch day!

That somebody went for a job that they could only have if they had sex with the head of that department!

Just like in the Golden Age of film when starlets lay on the casting couch and hoped that one day they would be Marilyn or Greta!

Maybe they are in line for the plum role of checking waste from all the hundreds of take-aways that have sprung up since the mid-80s.

I can see the subtleties of modern management have passed you by; this was a magnificent demonstration of ‘my door is always open’ and you imagine it has something to do with sex?

They were probaly at it at 10:30, as they wanted some privacy before everyone else came in to start work…..

However, knowing what a shower of grabbing barstewards Oldham council are, they will probably increase my council tax by way of payment for said material.

But not at 10.30 in the morning