Judge Saves Man’s Penis From Being Cut Off By Lover

UP before the Beak, a man pleads for his penis:

A MAN was yesterday granted a court injunction to stop a woman trying to cut off his penis.

Tony Goodchild was granted the domestic violence order against his former girlfriend.

He told Darwin Magistrates Court the woman was trying to hunt him down and threatening to “cut his penis off”. The unusual application caused laughter in the courtroom.

But Mr Goodchild — who was shaking and carrying two backpacks during the hearing — said he had been in hiding in the long grass from his ex since she had “bashed” him up.

“I’m pretty scared,” he said. Mr Goodchild told the court he went out with her for four years.

The long, long grass…

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Anorak

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