The Pitfalls Of Indoor Lawn Mowing
LAWN mowing, smoking and other indoor hazards
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Posted: 16th, August 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (21) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 16th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
About those people in balaclavas:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Lawnmowers issued a statement earlier today claiming that it had freed the Lawnmower, and pledged to carry out similar mercy missions wherever humans practise this abominable behaviour…
August 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Carmen
OMG has anyone checked the CCTV pictures? they could be worth a fortune
August 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
The strimmer? Do you mean the trimmer or the stripper?
August 16th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Chenier
Don’t tell me it was in the shed with the strimmer
August 16th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Not me!
There isn’t a garage door.
So it can’t have bolted…
August 16th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Meercat - PMSL
Who checked the bloody garage door last????
August 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Ah yes. Someone left the garage door unlocked didn’t they?
It’s Lawnmowergate
August 16th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Can’t you all see the conspiracy here - the lawnmower is definately covering something up.
August 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am
It’s the Olympics.
It’s encouraging them to dream the impossible dream, to go where no lawn mower has gone before.
So there are problems?
So lawnmowers are not naturally well adapted to holding a baton?
OK.
That’s no reason to give up!
Borrowing the long tube bit from the hoover was a perfectly reasonable option, and it would take a heart of stone to stand between a lawn mower and glory.
He could have been a contender…
August 16th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Did it blow or suck, Julie?
August 16th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Mine walked into the room the other morning at 5, sat down on the corner of my bed, lit a ciggie … and dropped some little hint about it being time to wake the neighbours …..
August 16th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Oh priceless! just another excuse to not mow the lawn, I know…..
August 16th, 2008 at 10:39 am
A pox on all lawnmowers!
I caught mine sneaking into the house to steal jam from the fridge….bastard!
As a punishment, I locked it in the garage and haven’t used it all summer.
August 16th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Correction.
It used to suck.
Now it’s blown…
August 16th, 2008 at 10:19 am
it sucks
August 16th, 2008 at 10:16 am
It’s amazing to see evolution in action; the survival of the fittest here, people…
August 16th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Nature abhors a vacuum
August 16th, 2008 at 10:10 am
“I swear, this time I did not do it” she said”
I believe you … the lawnmower walked into the spare bedroom and lit the ciggie ….. bad habit!
August 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am
lawn mower is the natural enemy of the vacuum cleaner
August 16th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I’d call it more of a snigger, myself…
August 16th, 2008 at 9:57 am
When cleaning a lawn mower in the bedroom always hide the Hoover, they don’t get on.
Is it me or is that lawnmower smirking?