Comments on: The Pitfalls Of Indoor Lawn Mowing http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:37:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-2#comment-365383 chenier Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:44:36 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365383 About those people in balaclavas: People for the Ethical Treatment of Lawnmowers issued a statement earlier today claiming that it had freed the Lawnmower, and pledged to carry out similar mercy missions wherever humans practise this abominable behaviour... About those people in balaclavas:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Lawnmowers issued a statement earlier today claiming that it had freed the Lawnmower, and pledged to carry out similar mercy missions wherever humans practise this abominable behaviour…

]]> By: noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365378 noseycow Sat, 16 Aug 2008 13:19:56 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365378 Carmen OMG has anyone checked the CCTV pictures? they could be worth a fortune :twisted: Carmen

OMG has anyone checked the CCTV pictures? they could be worth a fortune :twisted:

]]> By: Julie http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365367 Julie Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:24:16 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365367 The strimmer? Do you mean the trimmer or the stripper? The strimmer? Do you mean the trimmer or the stripper?

]]> By: noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365364 noseycow Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:18:03 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365364 Chenier Don't tell me it was in the shed with the strimmer :twisted: Chenier

Don’t tell me it was in the shed with the strimmer :twisted:

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365348 chenier Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:44:37 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365348 Not me! There isn't a garage door. So it can't have bolted... Not me!

There isn’t a garage door.

So it can’t have bolted…

]]> By: noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365330 noseycow Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:26:20 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365330 Meercat - PMSL Who checked the bloody garage door last???? Meercat - PMSL

Who checked the bloody garage door last????

]]> By: meercat http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365326 meercat Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:23:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365326 Ah yes. Someone left the garage door unlocked didn't they? It's Lawnmowergate Ah yes. Someone left the garage door unlocked didn’t they?

It’s Lawnmowergate

]]> By: noseycow http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365310 noseycow Sat, 16 Aug 2008 10:59:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365310 Can't you all see the conspiracy here - the lawnmower is definately covering something up. Can’t you all see the conspiracy here - the lawnmower is definately covering something up.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365301 chenier Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:57:48 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365301 It's the Olympics. It's encouraging them to dream the impossible dream, to go where no lawn mower has gone before. So there are problems? So lawnmowers are not naturally well adapted to holding a baton? OK. That's no reason to give up! Borrowing the long tube bit from the hoover was a perfectly reasonable option, and it would take a heart of stone to stand between a lawn mower and glory. He could have been a contender... It’s the Olympics.

It’s encouraging them to dream the impossible dream, to go where no lawn mower has gone before.

So there are problems?

So lawnmowers are not naturally well adapted to holding a baton?

OK.

That’s no reason to give up!

Borrowing the long tube bit from the hoover was a perfectly reasonable option, and it would take a heart of stone to stand between a lawn mower and glory.

He could have been a contender…

]]> By: penster http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365299 penster Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:57:26 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365299 Did it blow or suck, Julie? Did it blow or suck, Julie?

]]> By: Julie http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365297 Julie Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:49:05 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365297 Mine walked into the room the other morning at 5, sat down on the corner of my bed, lit a ciggie ... and dropped some little hint about it being time to wake the neighbours ..... :twisted: Mine walked into the room the other morning at 5, sat down on the corner of my bed, lit a ciggie … and dropped some little hint about it being time to wake the neighbours ….. :twisted:

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365295 June Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:44:16 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365295 Oh priceless! just another excuse to not mow the lawn, I know..... Oh priceless! just another excuse to not mow the lawn, I know…..

]]> By: Mic http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365292 Mic Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:39:29 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365292 A pox on all lawnmowers! I caught mine sneaking into the house to steal jam from the fridge....bastard! As a punishment, I locked it in the garage and haven't used it all summer. A pox on all lawnmowers!

I caught mine sneaking into the house to steal jam from the fridge….bastard!

As a punishment, I locked it in the garage and haven’t used it all summer.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365287 chenier Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:31:08 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365287 Correction. It used to suck. Now it's blown... Correction.

It used to suck.

Now it’s blown…

]]> By: meercat http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365283 meercat Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:19:46 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365283 it sucks it sucks

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365282 chenier Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:16:28 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365282 It's amazing to see evolution in action; the survival of the fittest here, people... It’s amazing to see evolution in action; the survival of the fittest here, people…

]]> By: yampster http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365280 yampster Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:12:44 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365280 Nature abhors a vacuum Nature abhors a vacuum

]]> By: Julie http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365278 Julie Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:10:10 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365278 "I swear, this time I did not do it" she said" I believe you ... the lawnmower walked into the spare bedroom and lit the ciggie ..... bad habit! “I swear, this time I did not do it” she said”

I believe you … the lawnmower walked into the spare bedroom and lit the ciggie ….. bad habit!

]]> By: meercat http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365277 meercat Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:09:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365277 lawn mower is the natural enemy of the vacuum cleaner lawn mower is the natural enemy of the vacuum cleaner

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/188004/strange-but-true/the-pitfalls-of-indoor-lawn-mowing.html/comment-page-1#comment-365276 chenier Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:09:00 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=188004#comment-365276 I'd call it more of a snigger, myself... I’d call it more of a snigger, myself…

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