Katia Ivanova Makes Her Old Man Ronnie Wood Ten Years Younger
“I’VE WON RONNIE,” announces Katia Ivanova via the News of the World’s front page.
And good on her for a buying a ticket and winning not the jumbo teddy but a sixty-something year old with issues.
Sexy Katia Ivanova shattered wife Jo’s hopes of reconciliation with the 51-year- old star to reveal they’re setting up home together when he leaves rehab this week.
Looks like everyone’s a winner as Katia gets her man, Jo gets to tell her story on GMTV and Ronnie is made to feel ten years younger.
“Ronnie’s moving on,” said Katia. “It’s a fresh start. He’s made the decision. He loves me and he’s LEAVING!”
And as soon as he leaves rehab, he’s leaving Jo…
And Ronnie put the seal on their romance with the special portrait he sent her as a 20th birthday gift.
It keeps on getting better for Katia. An old man and a drawing. Wow!
Says Katia:
“It’s been a fantastic birthday and Ronnie’s present means so much to me. It’s better than a lavish present bought on a credit card. I adore it, it’s so special and not about spending wads of cash.”
Who can doubt that? And what’s more:
A source close to blonde Katia said: “A friend has been looking at properties for them to rent and they’ve seen one they love. It’s got an 18-month lease and that’s a sign of their commitment. They’re even talking of buying an Afghan Hound puppy.”
An old man. A drawing. A big dog to walk and potty train. AND a rented home!
Katia was won. And is a winner…
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October 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Very Funny!
Grandpa’s penis must be happy!
jua
August 18th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
dairy Says:
August 18th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Coco - please define “worthwhile penis” - I’m fascinated!!
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I assume that it’s one like mine.
One that touches the sides and reaches the top.
August 18th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Coco - please define “worthwhile penis” - I’m fascinated!!
August 18th, 2008 at 9:16 am
…and what exactly do you see in the multi-millionaire rock star Ronnie Wood, Miss Ivanova…?
does she really think it would be the puppy she’d be potty-training….??
August 18th, 2008 at 4:15 am
But Ronnie has a high sex drive and worthwhile penis!
So don’t put the guy down.
August 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Is that very old Mr Anorak in disguise? but he looks as though he celebrated 60 years about 30 years ago - still embalming is an anti-ageing process…..
August 17th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Even more; he would be a retired binman at that age, so they could spend more time together.
None of those boring world tours, and having to wait till Mick Jagger puts his teeth in before she can understand what he’s saying……
August 17th, 2008 at 11:57 am
It is all to do with Love. Nothing at all to do with Filthy Lucre. She would have loved him the same had he been a bin man.
August 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Ronnie Wood - well, would never have thought it possible! Love the Rolling Stones though.
August 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am
…of those who recognise puns on Ronnie Wood’s previous existences…
August 17th, 2008 at 11:05 am
These Spring Autumn romances always bring a smile to the Face…